What would you do if the world was to end on Sunday?

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Lanemeyers

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List 5 things you would seriously!!!!! do if the world was to end at 11:59pm this coming Sunday! Starting now:

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'By putting rules on skiing, your taking away the whole essence of newschool.' Josh Bryant!
 
You must have a big RC airplane!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'By putting rules on skiing, your taking away the whole essence of newschool.' Josh Bryant!
 
1. Kill 5 people who made my life miserable in elementry school and jr. high so that they couldn't do their list.

2. Run naked throught the streets during rush hour

3. Find 10 girls who don't want to die as virgins

4. Steal a FAST car and get into a high speed chase just to see if i could actually out drive the cops.

5. At 11:58 climb to the top of the tallest building i can find and see how many flips i can do before i hit the ground.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
man, how do u know it's gonna end for sure - cuz i'd wanna know before i start burning all bridges.. so i guess my answer is that i'd try to burn as many bridges as possible. that or try heroine.

 
Yeah, You know for sure. I don't know how you know for sure but you do. It's guaranteed!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'By putting rules on skiing, your taking away the whole essence of newschool.' Josh Bryant!
 
I would definetly be nude quite a bit!

1.) Kidnap all my friends and family with guns and shit and drive them up to my cottage for one huge all night booze, smoke, music, cocaine, heroin, acid, speed FEST! Complete with fireworks, sex, rockets and laser guns!

2.) Steal a helicopter! FLy my friends to the moutains to ski untouched pow on some of the most dangerous terrain.

3.) I like the cop chase idea, I've always thought I could outrun them but would surely like the rush of doing it. And when they pull me over, it's fistfighten time. I wouldn't want to hurt them though. THey would realize it was the end of the world too so....

4.) Apologize for all the bad shit I ever did.

5.) Get my family and head into a cabin in the mountains. Grab a big bottle of wine and sit on the deck and watch the sky and the stars playing acoustic guitar!

Fuck, I'm not ready to die! THis thread is depressing!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'By putting rules on skiing, your taking away the whole essence of newschool.' Josh Bryant!
 
haha nice one jibs and lanemeyers, i would always wanna get in a high speed chase

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program
 
1.I wouldn't wear any clothes

2. I would try all the drugs i could get

3. Id have sex with a fat chick

4. blow stuff up and burn shit

5. bungee jumping and skydiving all that crazy shit

 
Blowing shit up is fuckin rad, I'd do that too. Prolly at that party with the freakin laser guns and fireworks!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'By putting rules on skiing, your taking away the whole essence of newschool.' Josh Bryant!
 
Me,

1. Steal a King Air, and have a day of jumping with friends at my favorite dropzone up in Prince George. Sun-up to midnight, with lots of night jumps, and pre-packed rigs. And have my first reserve ride too.

2. Try, just try, to break into a bank.

3. Get in some BASE jumps.

4. Spend a day with my family.

5. Spend a day with my girl, and family, up in the mountains, make a good dinner, swim in the lake, sit by the fire, and watch the sun go down.

 
I was gonna rob a bank to. I think I can.

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'By putting rules on skiing, your taking away the whole essence of newschool.' Josh Bryant!
 
1)try all the tricks i was afraid to try on my skis

2)do somebody's mom

3)do the mom's daughter when i'm done

4)do the mom and daughter at the saame time after i'm done with just the daughter

5)kick the living shit out of a cop

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
1. rob a bank with a snickers bar

2. steal a insanely fast car

3. go find a hot actress and screw her silly

4. find this really hot girl i know, lets call her LJ, and since shes probly the coolest, most beautiful, most incredibly hot girls ive ever seen, i would ask her for sex about a 1000 times until she caved on it, then if that failed, id rape her (last resort) /hit her over the head with a blunt object and do her cold

5. Build the biggest booter ever, were talkin a 25ft lip and 200+ft in length, hit it and do the sickest most massive TOXIC GRAB ever seen by man kind

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
1. Jump off a chairlift

2. Do all the tricks I'm afraid to do

3. Screw my girlfriend...twice

4. Beat someone up

5. Go into the stores and take whatever I wanted

There is nothing motherly about mother nature. Except for her big mountainous breasts.
 
i would go on a rampage destroying everything from maine to florida with lots of explosives, then i would invade canada and burn and pillage everything, then mexico, then i would just chill out and watch the sky fall at the playboy mansion with hugh and the gang

Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'

i cant ski im always depressed im 12 yrs old and 274lbs. somebody help me

-Crazedskier1080
 
1)yell at every one that i have always wanted to and severly hurt someone.

2)find a really hot guy and a really hot girl and have a night of fun.

3)spend a day skiing in france with my friends and family.

4)kick britney spears' ass

5)do certain things with the guy i have always liked and can never have

 
ur bisexual?? thats hot

Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'

i cant ski im always depressed im 12 yrs old and 274lbs. somebody help me

-Crazedskier1080
 
Seeing as today is Thursday (NZ time), that gives me 4 days to party it up.

Today: Jump in my truck, go pick some of my incredibly hot chick mates, go to the booze shop, buy every kind of spirit and beer imaginable. Drive down to the mountains and hike up to the hut. Get in a couple hours of jibbing and b/c with the babes before sunset. Ski back to the lodge, sit on the roof and watch the sun set over the mountains. Then get incredibly chopped and have wild sex.

Friday. Get up, ski the mountain to shreds, drink some more, then drive to the beach, go and surf until the sun sets again. Then drink like crazy and hang out and chill and stuff.

Saturday: chill out playing backyard cricket and football, go kayaking and skiing, do all those mental tricks that was always too scared to do. Huge ass party and boobies!

Sunday, get up early, watch the sun-rise, go surfing in the morning and NOT WEAR ANY SUN-SCREEN!! oooOOOH! Then start drinking at lunch time listening to the best music of all time, have a wild orgy with anyone who happens to walk past being invited non-stop. Start massive riots, run around the streets sculling out of a bottle of Bacardi, etc etc. Then climb the biggest hill I could find with some mates and all jump off it together into the ocean, wooo!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
1. Go base jumping in Toronto.

2. Rob a bank and pay the worlds hottest porn stars to come to my party.

3. continue #2 for the third day.

4. Inturrupt Jonas's acoustic guitar and sunset watching by playing Puff daddy's 'Bad Boys for life' on a 12 foot amp.

5. Go to sleep early.

And on another note. Quazbotch do you want to buy my airplane???? it's a trainer with no engine or radio but it's got everything else. (starter etc.) I bought it 3ish years ago and never flew it.

-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
 
give some chick a donkey punch!

For every generation there is a legend....

For every person there is a story...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?
 
Does this thread make anyone wonder why we don;t rob more banks?

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'By putting rules on skiing, your taking away the whole essence of newschool.' Josh Bryant!
 
So, I'm giving this thread life again!

I'd probably have a lot more sex than I originally planned in my first post! Me being naked and all the whole time....

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'Lucky escapre for the bawb

I was helicoptered off the hill yesterday and had to spend the night in hospital. A boarder skied through some slow signs and straight into my back and they found a spinal fracture. Luckily it turned out to be old

phew'- BAWB, not worried about an old spinal fracture, just a new one.....
 
Day 1) An 18 year old

Day 2) A 16 year old

Day 3) A 14 year old

Day 4) A 12 year old

Day 5) All of the above at the same time

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
hahaha, that is filthy, hahahahaha... to each their own, hahahaha

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'Lucky escapre for the bawb

I was helicoptered off the hill yesterday and had to spend the night in hospital. A boarder skied through some slow signs and straight into my back and they found a spinal fracture. Luckily it turned out to be old

phew'- BAWB, not worried about an old spinal fracture, just a new one.....
 
1. watch end of evangelion (anime movie about the apocalypse)

2. play d2

3. hit it with a chick...... on the NET

4. play more d2

5. order the fooking largest, bestest pizza ever with the hottest wings ever and dig in

6. listen to some music, so i wont hear the apoclaypse

btw, the end better not be on sunday, im going skiing

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
i would find a hot chick on the internet and steal my dads car and drive to where she was and fuck her brains out!

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Sam

Attorney General / inspector/talker of good food / NO. 2 of the EPFC

actionsportsworld.net
 
to add to skierdoods post, u would drive there and be sorowly disapointed to find a fat burly man, but i change my orignal post to rebels, in opposite order, except for #5 would still b #5

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Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::

 
1) Fuck the turkish girl nextdoor

2) Fuck someone really famous and hott

3) Shoot someone

4) Ski at mammoth

5) Get really drunk

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'Oh, it happened again... I got more beautiful'

-Boyd Easley after walking by a mirror
 
1.Start many a fires

2.Break many a windows

3.Destroy everything I've ever created

4.Of course, who wants to die a virgin?

5.Back to number one with all my friends to burn away the night.

It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
 
1.) Ski till i drop

2.) Sex with the The Hot Twins that like me

3.) Drive (i'm 15) and leave some nice twin black strips

4.) Beat the crap out of a guy i hate

5.) Go back for seconds with the twins

 
1)Get on good terms with my dad.

2) Go powder skiing all day in Whistler and take pictures (on a $8000 Nikon digi cam with the 16fisheye, 105mmDC f2.8, and 200mm f2.8 lenses, and a Leice with a Leica with the 50mm f1 lens with a leaf digital insert and look at the pics on Apple's new super big 17'' screen laptop. And no, I'm not a materialist, and I would have just as much fun without all these fancy toys, but if you can, then why not eh?) ,then go ride some Urban all night long (mtb).

next day:

3) Gather up all my close friends and family, go to Hawaii or New Zealand and play in the surf.

4) Sit on the patio off the beach house, drinking french wine, eating french cheese, bread , and %70 dark chocolate.

5) Fall in love on the beach on Sunday evening.

6) Wake up Monday and skip school 'cause Im too fucking busy.

''...if one was so inclined.''

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''damn it TAK, you ruined everything''

-witchbaby666

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''Potatoe'' -Dan Quayle

''patatoe'' -NS member

 
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