What would you cost?

[skiierman]

If you where a prostitute?

For me it would go...

Fingering- .50$

Sex- 1.00$

Eating out- 200$

 

[crooks]

why do u want to know this?

 

[Tinga]

you disgust me

 

[Anathema]

you can take me home for a dolla twenty five. oh wait, i'm currently sold out. i'll get back to you when we replenish the product (if you know what i mean)

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

damn i better start saving up!!

 

[bermbuster49]

twenty dolla's i'll make ya holla'

 

[MitchPee]

dude $1.00 for sex wouldnt even cover the cost of condoms

in all seriousness

anything oral wouldn't happen it would only be sex probably for around $400 and i would let her give me a blow job for $100

 

[Anathema]

did you just contradict yourself by saying:

"anything oral wouldn't happen..... i would let her give me a bj for $100"

 

[*BeckyK*]

I think he meant that he wouldn't give oral to a girl.

 

[Anathema]

aha. of course.

 

[EC-Tom]

can't blame the kid

 

[bueyan]

if i was a dood... like 5 bucks and shirt for sex... like 5000 for oral.... like 2$ for finger... if i was a chick.. like 200 bucks for sex.... 100 for a handjob... 150 for bj...

 

[twintipteles]

what are you now? a pikachu?

 

[Coalescent]

you dont have enough money for me

 

[wdbo.]

hahaha

dude i could make millions being a prostitute because im so damn sexy

 

[*BeckyK*]

is giving oral to a girl really that bad?

 

[skiierman]

Naw it really isn't. I mean some girls taste weird but it usually leads to the girl having a good time so I don't mind it.

 

[whattheshit]

only when the girl doesn't return the favor.

 

[Coalescent]

exaactly

 

[Bangor]

exactly.

 

[Myke]

Hot girl prices

everything - free

ugly girl prices

sex - $250 - 1hr

oral - $250,000 - 1/2hr

anal - free ....jk

 

[mattster]

hahahah

 

[Anathema]

pussy is.....an acquired taste.

 

[-_-]

yep, like escago

 

[whattheshit]

escargo is good. ive had it at the keg mansion. not bad not bad

 

[wdbo.]

eating pussy is surely better than nothing

 

[Wolverine21]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha... that made my day

 

[MissMontana]

im going to go ahead and say youre fucking awesome.

 

[k2yeags]

i liked escago the first time i tried it...

 

[cjgncjgn]

i 2nd that motion

 

[duhamelski]

crack

 

[KEVTRON]

my 4th grade teacher told me that the human body is only worth about $1.50

 

[Jacob_W]

that made me laugh, what did she base this presumption on?

 

[hucker22]

hmmm i think id be high end

100 dollars for sex

50 to just play with it

200 for fingering(cuz im awesome at it)

75 to give me head

 

[Jessbuff]

would girls actually pay you to give you head? I don't think so. I'd imagine getting slime blown into your throat would not be pleasurable.

Anyways, I wouldn't sell oral to strangers cuz of std's and what not. Sex I'd charge... wait a sec, why would I sell myself? Most likely it would be to some fat chick with a mustache. When I can just get some from a good looking girl by spending a given amount of time courting her?

 

[djikstra]

its already been said enough but once again, hahaha good one!