What would you choose: have 2 millions or making any woman in the world love you for the rest of your life (only one woman)

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having any woman fall in love with you would suck because what if you find out she's annoying as shit.
 
2000,000 dollars or having any woman in the world love you for the rest of your life (can only choose one woman) ye I wasnt very clear hope this is better^
 
Second time this week I've had to pull out Office Space to put things into perspective.

Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

Peter: Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

Peter: Good point.
 
I'd have any woman love me, make that woman Liliane Bettencourt, and when she dies in 5 years inherit 24 billion dollars to spend on my many, many mistresses.
 
I'd take the 2 million and travel the world, fall in love with many women for brief periods of time, and than keep moving on down that dusty trail.
 
It's like one of those movies where everyone is envious but then the moral of the story is that he dies alone.
 
money money money money MONEY

I don't want to make someone love me, that wouldn't be love yo.

Plus I could buy a house and get a porsche and a motorbike.
 
Well I'm confident enough that I will find a suitable female to spend my life with, if I have the money or not, so I am takeing that two million.
 
2 Million - Then travel the world by yacht, and locate a woman that doesn't require magic for the two of us to fall in love.
 
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