What would you buy if you were Jon Olsson

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Yauch

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i would get this

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I'd buy an Audi R8

But never a boat. Ever. I'm not afraid of swimming r water or anything. It just means that Boat means water which means sand which means a climate that gets above 25 C. Thats just not cool. I prefer it frosty.
 
yeah jon is famous in europe. and he's the most beautiful man alive. but thats a different story
 
I knew if was a joke, but was just continuing the awkward moment. Anyway, he def used to look like hansel, sort of.
 
Not nearly enough money to purchase a depreciating asset like that yacht. The annual maintenance, fuel, and docking on a toy like that is close to $100K.

If I were Jon, I would save every penny I had because ski careers are short and you need an exit strategy.
 
thats the lamest video ever "oh look the boat is moving! oh look the boat is moving! oh look the boat is moving!"
 
i think that boats pretty steezy, its got twin 4000 hp engines and cruises at like 50. Jealous much?
 
i have a boat and not gunna lie...its cool to go places and sleep but for the most part they are really boring and all you do is sit there swim on occasion...most of the beaches blow and suck for skimboarding, surfing, etc
 
we got a 42 foot sundancer can sleep 6 its pretty sick we park it at dockside clubs and bars and ball the fuckout
 
but yeah the boat in that video is like baller von baller. balltacular. like rolling around in that makes somebody with a ferrari f40 look like a joke
 
if i were jon, i'd invest in assets which dont depreciate in value by 50% within the first five minutes of possession. I'd put some money in mutual funds and invest in stock with low risk and steady returns. I 'd rather be able to afford few lambos at 45 than to have barely made the payments on 1 lambo in my 20's.
 
I'd say he makes 250 grand maybe 300 grand a year

pretty pathetic when you compare that to other professional athletes at the top of their games (baseball, basketball, hockey, golf, etc., getting double digit million paycheques per year and almost double their salaries in endorsements)
 
sea rays are mad guido, gotta get the carolina classic, or the regulator, only way to go, but if i was Jon, i would buy out a heli ski operation
 
i got to trinity college

i have family all over ivy league and small nescac colleges

yale law, harvard med, i have it in my fam

as do plenty of other skiiers

as far as im concerned, jon has the life, but he's not rich

im not rich

unless i pull in at least 1. by the time on 28

not 100,000, but 1 mill

jon's not rich

he's successful

sorry to break it to u, but the rich have many houses

many cribs

many condos

many bitches

many cars

many golf courses

many things

there's a reason that grades work

its cause the most successful baseball player doesn't get paid more than 28 mill a yr

and the most successful businessman, lawyer or doctors can pull in well over

for decades

over time

thats about a few bill

so get good grades

and ull get good dough
 
i'd get three hot dogs, all with ketchup

and while im eating those hot dogs, i'd walk onto a raft

and that raft would get me to an island

on which id enter a wormhole

and spin through time like dr evil

and introduce modern skiing to the egyptians

n our sport would be on hieroglyphics for yrs to come
 
Do you mean if what you would buy if you were rich? Sorry to break it to you, but as much as I love Jon he isn't rich
 
agreed, that kid thinks he earned his shit, nothing wrong with having rich padres, as long as you dont pretend that your the baller
 
I would donate my money to places like India where there are nude kids running around begging you for money at 3 years old in the well off neighborhoods of Mumbai.
 
f that i worked 40-60 hour weeks last summer, without one day off, just to get enough money

its not like my parents gave me sum trust fund so i could unload on blow and strip clubs
 
i seriously had a dream about eating a hotdog last night, no homo. It was summer time, it had krout, mustard and some other shit on a legit roll...damn i really want a hotdog
 
i would buy that boat in alaska with the heli that tours around alaska and canada skiing all the peaks i cound and get like a million frist desents
 
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