what would u name ur kid?

hazel_32

hazel_32

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i cam across this kid the other day and his name was 'Girth' and ironically he was a large kid...and i was wondering....who would name their kid that...so what would u name ur kid/kids....boy and girl

hazel
 
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im having 3 kids. one jesus, one garcia, and the girl page.

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i just like the name.

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i always liked the name sven...i always said i was gunna name my son Sven..although i have no swedish in me....i also like the name Tanner...not because fo Tanner Hall...just kuz its a sweet name

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my friends last name is hafner, and he is naming his kid hugh. so sweet

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if i named my kid pete, would there be any way of making sure hes never called peter because peter is a gay name and pete is a cool name

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I'd name him Goliath. And then I'd have another one and name him david.

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Ive always liked the name rune. I kinda got it from teh skater but then i just thought it was really cool. Im not danish though

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boy - michelle

girl - steve

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those middle names are family names so i have to keep them going

and for a girl...jasmine

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ill just sell out my kids names for sponsorship... get something cool for a name like Nokia or Starbucks.... i think Starbucks would make a good girls name.

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boy: tanner hall

girl sarah burke

hahahhaaha

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nathanel and super fly, or i would have twins and name them, Dejuan, and DeAdejuan

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maybe i could even get some sort of co-sponsorship and have one be named something like mitsubaru or wal-depot... that probably wouldnt be worht as much though.

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
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ooh, oakley would be sick... maybe i could get some ski gear out of the deal

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
Wasn't there a guy named Starbuck on battlestar galactica or something? I might be wrong, I'm a little weak on cheesy 70s sci fi.

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i would name mine

boys: Myles, sven, oscar and finally Vladimir Dietrich, so that his initials would be V.D. :D

girls: Ravel, Grace, Carla, Sarah, Mackenziea and Dana

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definatley 'jermajesty' or 'pilot inspektor'....

oh, wait, i think those are already taken... crap...

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I've been a fan of the name sven as well, i'm scandinavian anyway, so it would fit in with the family name...and i had a cousin named that as well. lots of ppl thought it was a cool name

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eh mine is still better than all of yours. wheather you think so or not. i mean everytime someone talks to the kid he is respected.

'mister, your dick is so small.'

'damn you're ugly mister'

'lick that cum off your face mister'

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
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