What would NS do?

BravoWhiskey5280

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It’s 3 AM. You’ve been pounding brews and dominating the beer pong table at your bro’s place for the past 6 hours. He’s about to go nail the last bra at the party who’s not comatose. That’s when you get the text: “What ru up to?” It’s your slam piece. She wants to fuck. You are now faced with two options: you can stick around the party and pass out in the living room with like 6 other bros, or you can make the 10 mile trip via the highway to go spend some quality time with the bra.
 
wait wait wait whoa whoa whoa pump the brakes.

how drunk are we... 6 hours drunk is pretty god damn drunk
 
If youve been pounding the brews as hard as you can for 6 hours chances are you're gunna pass out on the way there. So couch it is.
 
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