What would happen if you had sex with a zombie?

[HippieLetuce420]

zombie babies? zombie stds?

 

[hurrdurr]

what the fuck am i reading

 

[nolan.]

well if you had sex with a zombie, a retarded zombie would be reproduced.

 

[yuck]

is the zombie a boy or a girl?

either way, i doubt you would survive.

 

[Pmoore]

If you produced a baby it would die in the womb and be born as a living dead.

 

[Elg]

zoombie vaginas have teeth

 

[-Dan]

I dare somebody to come up with a better answer than this.

 

[theBearJew]

Dawn of the Dead. He had sex with an infected zombie. Result: Zombie baby.

 

[thisandthatfilms]

whats that movie where the zombie baby is born to the black guy?

 

[neutralzombie]

well, chances are, they would try to eat you, but i guess if you raped a zombie, you'd probably get some kind of infection

 

[PadDON]

This will never happen so why does anyone care?

 

[feihlination]

a quality one i would say

 

[SCOO-WOOP]

this

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

exactly

 

[TinyTigers]

how do you think gingers are born? retard.

 

[blindside]

inb4 someone posts that erotic zombie cheerleader story.

...or am I the only one that spends way too much time on 4chan

 

[thisandthatfilms]

most liely the only one

 

[Spinoza]

haha well done

but seriously, if you had sex with a zombie you would get blood on your dick and thats nasty

 

[yojimbo]

you would be a necrophiliac

 

[naturday]

this

 

[fsscott]

depends if it was protected or unprotected zex...

 

[.frenchy]

Hahahah great thread brian!

 

[SeanTom]

nothing would happen. It might eat you, but that's about it.

 

[neutralzombie]

 

[lineskier10]

hahaha gold

 

[ImNotARacist]

Can you imagine the shit that would come out of a zombie vag.

 

[E.FARR]

no.. living + living dead = double living dead..super zombie..itd probably be able to turn other people into zombies without even biting them..

 

[no_steeze]

you'd probably get eaten. i doubt zombies are focused on having sex, i think they prefer eating flesh

 

[tripnip]

what do you think about when your alone

 

[no_steeze]

so the thread title should be "what would happen if you raped a zombie"

 

[Huck_Norris]

It'snot rape if it's undead?

 

[Mr.Turtle]

been there, done that

 

[fuckface3.0]

 

[Bar_Down]

miscarriage

 

[gregorio]

Would you be a necrophilliac? Zombies are UNdead after all