What would god ski?

[Daver_BC]

If god himself was a skier what would he ski on?

 

[SGLogi]

ur dumb

 

[Daver_BC]

here is my guess.

a 235cm EP PRO

 

[Sleet]

Head, JO pros

 

[Sleet]

actually Armada AR6's

 

[SGLogi]

he would just float above the snow dumbass

use ur brain dave

 

[JaySkier107]

a cloud

 

[jhackbeez]

im not sure what he would ride. ive ridden with jesus and he doesnt use skis, just poles. its kinda weird watching him at first but he has steezy style.

 

[Daver_BC]

bump a rooo

 

[SGLogi]

wow Big J oozes with steeze

 

[Valind]

HA, the hellbents!!

 

[dave44]

Actually, I'm sorry to prove you wrong but...

the Seths

Seth = God

 

[jibmaster_josh]

haha. of course.

hed put super pow on mount olympus too and show zeus whos boss

 

[dave44]

heavenstraights

 

[steezeonskeeze]

god would randomly be on snowblades then when everyone tol dhim to wise up he would be on the seths

 

[comeatmebro]

you sir, know your shit.

 

[hotdog.garbage]

probably the osama pros

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

I don't believe in god or any such bullshit but....if there were a supreme being or whatever some people believe in he would ride on Seth Morrison and Eric Pollard, Seth under his left boot and Pollard under his right boot.

 

[ButteredToast.]

5K1804RD5 L0L.

He'd be a complete N008.

 

[SHastatahoe]

Thank you.

 

[Blurst]

agreed

 

[MightyDrake]

He would be on Oakley Ossama Pro

 

[b-kul]

most likely.

 

[Daver_BC]

this is all great, but i meant like straight up constum skis. like not real skis necessarily.

 

[HermioneGranger]

probably args but thats just my guess

 

[skiRay]

im gonna have to go with GOD pros

 

[FUUUCK]

he already skis the seth's, and sometimes the rockered made'ns when it dumps.

 

[Daver_BC]

^wat are the rockered made'ns

 

[deezy.]

i second that

 

[Daver_BC]

would it be longer then 185?

 

[MANDER]

defanitly! haha

 

[EL_FINRE]

no man he rides crusaders rockered, they're 199 underfoot, definitely the sickest ski ive ever seen

 

[jibmaster_josh]

hes a racer.

 

[D-HAWK]

hes so good

hes got custom god skis

 

[MadSteezin]

you wouldn't be able to see his skis but he'd surely use poles...

 

[popNfresh44]

idunno about god but muhammed would ski on PROPHETS

 

[KeithB.]

He would ski the 607cm Trinty, God edition 600mm underfoot, with heavenly rocker technology!

 

[Piste.Off]

probaby backwards mounted hellbents, with no poles.

 

[LO_GO]

just ask chuck norris what he skies and then just go from there

 

[Silence]

Oakley God Pros. similar to Osama pro's, but with a cloud core instead of sand core

 

[ButteredToast.]

so he rides square skis?

Thats new.

 

[CoachG]

I feel like he'd have some sort of GOD pro model that has like graphics of mary and jesus and shit.

 

[KravtZ]

he woudl ski on the osama pros...but the god edition of them which would practically do tricks for u all u had to do was think it

 

[poofartpee]

proto invisible skis that change in flex and width as needed/wanted and way nothing...he would also have boots that felt like shoes and that never gave him shin bang or any disscomfert

 

[jedi.Jim]

lol

 

[sirskizalot]

haha

cool

 

[-Kieran-]

maybe the fatapuss 5000cm

 

[calebski.]

lol thats a sick pic

 

[Boodje.]

exactly.

 

[Freezeskier]

oh i hope he doesn't ride Lines like santa from the recent footage i saw of him

 

[davyjones]

he would just put bolts of lightning on his feet