What would be an AWESOME band name?

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CanadianSkiGod

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After much exasperation over such a seemingly trivial thing, I can still not find a cool band name for a band (that is not even sure of existing) that would be a classic rock and prog homage (with extensive jams and beginnings of songwriting). It would be really cool if, by miracle, someone on NS just randomly suggests a name that is really good. Hey, who knows?

NOTE:

People say the name of a band isn't important, but FUCK YEAH it is. There are timeless names like Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd... could you imagine Led Zep having any other name? The New Yardbirds for example (their original name, in a way)?

However, less impressive band names from bands that are arguably as good could be changed for better. Jethro Tull, for example; I find it okay, but people are apparently too dumb to grasp the "Jethro part". Their catalogue is impressive but they never achieved the total success of Led Zep and Pink Floyd, for example. Of course I'm not saying the name is responsible, far from it, but you get the gist of the message.

I've also tried the (alledged) Jerry Garcia method of pointing names at random in the dictionnary, but so far I've got: Copulative logic, Bushbeat, Bardolino, and other such crap.

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how about

the badgers of the night...

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I can make up rad emo names as well...

The Crying Bitches

The Sad Crying Bitches

The Bitchy Sad Criers

The Sad Bitches Who Cry

Sad Bitchy Criers

Fags

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Fuck classic rock? You are entitled to your opinion of course, but so am I, and mine is that you should burn in hell. And no offense but... the badgers of the night? I've been making random combinations for a while, and they all suck really bad. I come up with lone words like "weakfish", "pelvic inflammatory disease" or combinations like "fecal pree-teenager"

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

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-Dubya!

 
"rock yay, emo nay"

Yes Pink Floyd and Led have good names, but I never heard about them asking people they dont know what to call themselves. Be original and creative.

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I believe your exact words were "fuck classic rock". Now sorry, but had you said "I could think of great emo names but I don't like classic rock", fine. But the word FUCK is a very strong word, and you have just insulted one of the most important things in my life, so FUCK YOU, assbag. Now if I say I'm having trouble finding the name of a band and your response is "Fuck classic rock", you can't get expect not get insulted, you worthless piece of shit.

Also, I don't usually go around insulting people's convictions, but bear in mind that you are an Emo. And I obviously didn't mean burn in hell in the litteral sense, dickwad, it was just a random insult (like assbag , worthless piece of shit or dickwad).

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

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i have the 2 greatest band names ever, and i will never tell them.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun

Sacadelic
 
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small but very dangerous tree frog

or

Super ultra maguns prime the third of the canary islands

You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
 
pssh your band is going to crash and burn like a Led Zeppelin....hey wait that'd be a sick name actually; you should name it that.

because I like poop.
 
^your post was 10 seconds after mine

You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
 
if i had a band it would be named......

"the really really cool awesome fun band"

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M.A.M.S.P....NWFT(cause everyone else has it there)
 
well Clitorious is already taken by some friends of mine, and my band is called Lima Bean Sloth Order, so don't steal that. or else Im gonna pee in your butt.

because I like poop.
 
"tramp band"

the really awsome multi-raced people band

-kulpy-

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call yourselves, the tomato dodgers

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I can make up rad emo names as well...

The Crying Bitches

The Sad Crying Bitches

The Bitchy Sad Criers

 
i like this

call yourselves, the tomato dodgers

just start beatboxin on the intercom it would be so funny. then push the gum rack over on the floor, tackle somebody and burst outta there

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Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

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vendeta car chase.

the alphas

seaweed dance

the hiccups

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Well thanks for trying (some of you). I'm still doing random combinations in the dictionary. The only one that didn't sound like total crap was "Easy money". Still kind of sucks. I also fell on "Furious fox", but I find it sounds a bit gay. Whatever, keep posting, I'm still hoping.

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
Blood-Wine Sea

Flustered

Aid (get it? the band"aid")

Sidewalk Sonata (sp?)

Not Now

Inn "It" for the Money

The growing Tree Lives on

Long Slow Walk

Tarnished Gold Medal

RFDCIYSDM (Real firends Dont care if your socks dont match)

gniikseerf

FireHose Robbery

AfterDinner Mint

Unframe the Picture

Like a virgin on promnight!

-ThomSavery

please pardon the cacography.

CCR

PPP

DL.

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^ I'm diggin the firehose robbery

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Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

 
jizz bombers

.................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.
 
crippled minister

i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

 
Well, see, Valandora is already a pretty cool name. And unintentionally, probably, the kinky wizards is pretty cool too. I hope you don't mind me considering the name Valandora, seen as we probably live in different countries and that I'm not remotely thinking of being too serious, more of a on the side thing.

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
the reason Jethro Tull didn't get as big, is not because of their name. Perhaps some of the reason, is because their lead guitarist sold his guitar in order to buy a flute....and well,rock flute isn't exactly something the masses longed for at the time

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i still stand by: The Tomato Dodgers

'damn son landing switch in pow is like...eating jello with a fork...'
-joemuench
 
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