What will be last words?

I don't know but you should keep a recorder on you at all times so somebody might here em. You could die alone, in a sudden car wreck, with nobody you know around you, and your family might also wonder this question about you. I know I do.
 
Whilst in an old prune age when my body will go no more, I will spend months developing an extremely long and puzzling scavenger hunt (ala da vinci code). My last words will be the first clue to the riddle starting the very long puzzle. I will have ridiculous amounts of steps through out the puzzle, some stretching for European travel. Each clue and answer will be witty, interesting, and related to my life and my virtues. Only at the end, my kids or what ever will find a final note, summarizing the the journey and all that jazz, including my final words. ok haha there you have it! An assured way to die with a smile on your face.
 
I wish i was cool enough to do something like can you turn around i gotta unpick this wedgie then die. or be like someones at the door..sike.

i'll prolly confess my sins or yell my ANKLES ARE BROKEN!!!
 
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