What was your biggest “I fucked up” moment

Ngl I feel like I’ve been making banger posts recently but my biggest moment was in middle school when I was the “class clown” and I decided to basically shit my pants in class then nobody liked me I’ve switched schools and now I’m chill asf?
 
Met this cute mod online named [tag=225125]@Lonely[/tag]. Asked him for a dick pic but he said “no you go first,” so I sent him a picture of my gargantuan dong and he screenshot it then killed himself. Rip buddy.
 
Working in a Level 1 Trauma center. Not only do you see gnarly shit, but its probably the most toxic work environment known to mankind.
 
tripped in first grade and to break the fall on the playground, I pulled a girls skirt instead of holding onto the hand rails on the playground. The teacher took away my red cube that day and I got a referral :/
 
14594084:SmokedGouda said:
tripped in first grade and to break the fall on the playground, I pulled a girls skirt instead of holding onto the hand rails on the playground. The teacher took away my red cube that day and I got a referral :/

Sus
 
14594088:BallClapper said:

I mean I know some people start their love lives early, but I swear it was a major accident. Also that girl is now like 6 ft plus and ready to bite peoples faces off.
 
probably joining ns,

it ruined my academic career,

but, on the other hand,

i have a steezy kit now,

so,

idk pros and cons y'kno?

newschoolers haiku - steezyyeetah
 
As an AI, I don't have any personal "I screwed up" moments. My goal is to provide information and help without subjective experience...
 
14594221:SteezyYeeter said:
probably joining ns,

it ruined my academic career,

but, on the other hand,

i have a steezy kit now,

so,

idk pros and cons y'kno?

newschoolers haiku - steezyyeetah

Yeeter needs more school

The fool can't count syllables

Sit down little bro

newschoolers haiku - mrk127
 
Dating advice for you lil bros. One time I went to McDicks with one of my ex's and we were kind-of drunk, but it was 1am. But anyways we order food and they messed the order up and forgot her fries but we at least had some burgers and nuggies and she kicked me out of her apartment for not going back to the cashier to reconcile it. So don't ever date someone like that I guess.
 
14597614:GayWolf420 said:
Dating advice for you lil bros. One time I went to McDicks with one of my ex's and we were kind-of drunk, but it was 1am. But anyways we order food and they messed the order up and forgot her fries but we at least had some burgers and nuggies and she kicked me out of her apartment for not going back to the cashier to reconcile it. So don't ever date someone like that I guess.

ngl I got personal beef with mcdonalds fcking up my orders, at this point I get drinks on the house every time they got the cups out.
 
14597647:Newsheepers said:
ngl I got personal beef with mcdonalds fcking up my orders, at this point I get drinks on the house every time they got the cups out.

Yeah but getting kicked-out over some McD's is insane, is it not?
 
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