no, i live in canada too, and ya, I go to timmy's late at night, but for some reason lots of my friends just go to denny's really late at night, so there's usually people there when I go, and sure enough, we walked in and there were already 5 of our friends at a table.
'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk