what was the best thing that ever happened to u?

Adamskinick

Adamskinick

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what was the best thing that ever happened to u? dont make up some monster lesbian orgy story, i want the truth

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck

NS Philosopher
 
i started skiing... or i started ski racing... or sex

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
smokin' my first bowl and realise that i've got balls the size of a bull ones.Also,the best thing ever was being born.And then,finding out that skiing is extremely fun a few years back.

BMW

Beer,Mushrooms,and Weed
 
being born...and then learning about masterbation...and then finding porn on the internet, along with newschoolers. and this crazy lil sport called skiing

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.
 
^^ hahahahaha oh god, cant you guys find something better to say besides drugs/blazing and sex?! i have to agree wit my man snafu that skiing is def the best thing thats ever happened to me...umm actually being born is..i dunno what id do wit out either one.

PeNNy
 
isnt being born kind of implied with life?

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
i watched the new farp movie

'grip it and rip It'- hansel(Zoolander)

LITTLE DUCKY SAYS HI!!!!!!!!@@@@I WANT PENIS!!!

well me and my chick were gettin busy at her place when her parents were gone, we were in the basement so she says to go upstairs and get a condom and im naked and i obviously ran to go get it, it was dark as hell too so on my way back downstairs i missed the last 2 steps and fell flat on the ground with an boner, i was so lucky - Lateralis

 
sex and skiing. also, discovering beer is up there.

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
being out west changed my life and was the best thing to ever happen.... a girl i know opened my eyes to how much depth there is to this world... she's like tied for first

b

Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
getting a job and having great friends

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
skiing

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the skis look like joints cuz they smoke the competition -crystalneedsapark

east coast
 
Finding over 1600.00 dollars laying on the ground.

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
^^ you lucky son of a bitch

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
the best thing that ever happened to me is also the worst, depending on the day. Fuck love.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

 
That happen at like the start of summer break last year and so since I found all that money I decided that I didn't have to work and it turned out to be a good summer sitting at home all day.

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
^^ hahaha he met a kid name marijuana thats was priceless

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One truly finds himself on razors edge seperating his genius from his sanity.

 
getting through this last year without killing myself from all the stress and slowly having all the tension lift like a cloud. feels good to finally have stuff going right for a change. Im super pumped on skiing and biking and life in general. i got an awesome gf and my financial troubles are SLOWLY starting to disipate. feels nice

You Don't Realize What You Have Untill It's Taken Away.
 
learning to ski, learning to play guitar, and meeting my best friend, all have changed my life

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
going to school on the west coast

my mum not dying in a helicopter crash

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
my gf and my buddys gf started to make out then i ended up humpin my gf from behind while my gf was making out with my best friends chick still and everybody was naked and then i realized there where like 6 other people in the room....

shit happens when your drunk kids

Thats what she said
 
haha

-Caitie-

'Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know that they breed quarrels' -2 Tim 2:23
 
skiing is definitly the best thing thats ever happened to me.. although, it might be second best if i had met that kid named marijuana... there's an arielist named asshole... lol..

'...guess i'm just a hypocrite for living out my dreams... it may now make a difference, but i'm trying to make you see, may not make no sense to you, but i know it does to me.'

'Jonny Moseley is the greatest thing to happen to skiing since snow' -MadTrix4Me

well fuck you.
 
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