What ur PARENTS think about U being on NS all day?

ha? ... my mom says nothing. My computer is in my room all the time, and she sometimes goes on NS as well to check out some videos, so she likes it.
 
i dont think my mom knows wat newschoolers is... i think if i said newschool skiing she'd b confused too
 
my dad doesnt give a shit...but every know and then my mom will be like:

"pete, why are u always on that newschoolers thingy?? cant u find something better to do than talk about skiing??"

my response:"no"
 
my mom uses it to counter my bluff that i absolutely need the computer.

"you need the computer? how many hours on NS have you missed today?"

"aaaaaah poop."
 
whenever my mom fins me on NS or playing jibberish when im supposedly doin hw she goes nuts.

she screams, then usuually smacks the keyboard a good 5 times (shes stupid, she should just hit the power button right?) and she will pull me off. she also has flipped my chair over so that i fall back and hit my head

all in all, i love NS, but my mother is a nutcase
 
my mom says "stop flirting with all those skiier kids. you're gonna end up in jail for statutory rape." and i just say "mom. don't you know craddle robbing is like oh so hot right now?"
 
my parents stilld otn know what it is...and i tell them about it like 2 times a week...they are starting to catch on...
 
"you better be gettin' all A's girl. You spend your whole life in front of that computer screen"

Its a good thing tho, becuase then he usually lets me go out when i want to because i pull the "its beter than sitting on the computer isnt it?!' and he's all like 'yea ur right. go ahead'

haha. yeeeeaaa. Im glad my comp isnt in my room tho. If it was id be in there all the time. Now at least its out in the open and i can still communicate with my family when i want to.
 
my parents dont really care, my dad thinks its cool that theres a online comunity for ski bums, cause he is a ex-ski bum
 
well my dad was linesucks on here, and my mom was eye*am*naked, so i guess they know their shit
 
dont really care unless im on the comp when someone else needs it for homework or to do something that is apperently more important than NS
 
when my mom finds me on NS instead of hw, she screams at me, bashes the keyboard, pulls my ears, and gives me a good backhand
 
My rents dont know about NS, well my dad sees me often watching these ski videos and than he says stop watching there are more important things then skiing, but he say it while laughing. I keep my grates up so when thats oke they dont care
 
i always minimize when my parents walk in. i dont want them asking questions so they dont even really know about the site
 
my parents dnt rly care, i gess its cuz my brother plays world of warcraft like every second of the day and they're more concered with tht
 
my dad says i can use one of the old computers to chat and dork around on, and he could put this dank setup i got to better use. it's true.. but there's no way i'm dealing with the other garbage we have
 
What the fucks up with dads being all freaky and always staring over our shoulders?

fucking nosy bastards.

my dad does that too.

If I ever become a father im gunna leave my kids to the fuck alone.
 
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