What turns you on??...

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El.Capitan

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i think that surfer boys are super-sexy

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Welcome to the planet

Welcome to existance

Everyone's here

Everyone's here

Everybody's watching you now

What happens next?

What happens next?

I dare you to move

 
i luv cock

(tom)

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That's pretty much it. Oh yeah, I was going to write about how I was going to take away women's right to vote, but that one is pretty obvious since nobody wants women to vote, except for women, and they don't count. -maddox

my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
A girls legs, Hips, and when a girl i like shows affection. I guess thats could really be said by most people though

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'you pissed on a Black guy?! ......thats horrible-PJ

Like its any different than pissing on a white man, some people boggle my mind. hahaha hows that for race equality, in our backasswards society

'Proud Member of the NS Praetorian Guard

Viva La Praetorian Bitches'
 
ass, believe it or not hair color is a critical factor

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
a switch.

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'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

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Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

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TheSaying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME

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The Original Pornographer of NS
 
for me, long hair (at least shoulder length), tat's (within reason), peircings (unexplainable, I just like em), and eyes, but I have to admit, its a huge turn on when the girl shows affection or doesn't insist the guy make the first (or subsequent) move.

life is too short to have any regrets
 
^definately, nice ass and good boobies, and a good face

hardcore lousiana fanboat shit

'fuck! there's a damn boulder on the slope'

'put butter on my butt and call me a biscuit!'
 
nice face, nice hair, i dont really care abotu small tits

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond

I want a girl who knows what’s best

I want a girl with shoes that cut

And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocation

Who’s fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack

She’s playing with her jewelry, she’s putting up her hair

She’s touring the facility and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket

I want a girl who gets up early

I want a girl who stays up late

I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity

Who uses a machetti to cut through red tape

With fingernails that shine like justice

And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack

She’s touring the facility and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt,

And a long, long jacket

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

At citi bank we will meet accidentally

We’ll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cup holder arm rest

She wants a car that will get her there

She’s changing her name from kiddy to karen

She’s trading her mg for a white chrysler le barron

I want a girl with a short skirt,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

Jacket

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'

a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.

 
long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear...

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.

1st member to call NS Radio contest, and first to fail miserably.
 
nice eyes, nice ass, good smile

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'my woman thinks im fuckin one of her best friends and if she keeps bein gay about it im goin to fuck this girl cuz im tired of hearing it'-Lanemeyers

-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-
 
l think the song prety much discribes it.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'

a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.

 
face, stomach, ass, boobies, wonderful personality, confidence..all of it

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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride

TMC, JC, S3p
 
dismembered bodies and dogs.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
genuine, confident, aesthetically created

'Everybody's somebody at Wendy's..unless you're a midget!' -SpinninMacKinnon

'if someone's standing in the way of your shot you can kick them in the balls repeatedly until they move or die' - SteveXs2

There's Nothing To It But To Do It.

-Joel
 
mmmmmmmmm skis

chicks with skis turn my crank ........ whatever that means

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
270 on blindside 180 switch up to topless out

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

Park Life Clothing

Who do you love?
 
Really soft dirty blonde hair with the 'wet' look, generally shoulder length or longer, Blue or green eyes, a form fitting t-shirt and a more modest skirt is hot. Baby face, not bony or square or anything gross like that.

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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
my girlfriend, especially when she's wearing a purple corset thingie, with black tights and the straps. thats fucking hot, when i see wearing that, its like an insta-boner

'my cum went in my open mouth, and long story short, i feel really bad for crack whores.'

-twintipteles
 
Eyes, ass and I agree, HAIR color is a CRITICAL factor.

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Formerley 'Skierguy48' orginal member

# 30,116

E.C.S.M.

^ shut up, your a fag your not supposed to love women, your supposed to love long hard cock buried deep inside your anus- Lateralis commenting on ATLANTASKI talking about women

 
eyes and boobies, no one can deny boobs or ass.

God created alcohol so that ugly women could still have sex.

(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
boys-- nice face, smile, ass, abs.

~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

roundtop riders '05
 
I'd like to know what chicks are looking for in a guys ass? flat, round, small, big? It's all so confusing

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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
straight white teeeth mmmmmmmmm

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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis

drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

 
^^mmm i dont know... it just has to look nice. i cant explain it either.

~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

roundtop riders '05
 
ass, nice boobies, and eyes

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I'm going back into my kitchen and continue to make out with fruit.-ice-is-scary

'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.'-4D (Chris)

no true, but you cant judge my english like you judge someone elses that live in for an example the US.. but still you can point out that, but not when i ask something that have something to do about flowers-dallan
 
skier boys. no joke, when i find out that guy i know skis i can't help but think how hot that is.

and if he's not a skier, he better have a damn awesome personality. he's got to be funny and know how to have a good time

~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*

start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
 
i like girls that are hot, but not trying to be. they have to be down to earth and original. not a bunch of make up and stuff like that

I would rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who I am not -kurt cobain

**NWFT**
 
hurple

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'NS is like hotel california, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.'-Sugarloaf

 
Boy-Short Panties.

A-like so...

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Wood glue turns me on. i like to rub it all over.

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Only Westcoaster in the Eastcoast Cult

 
I like it when chicks go on newschoolers with names like 'hottieskier2000' and 'dumbblonde' and try and get guys to like them. Turns me on.

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'i have like 2000 black enemies. theyre indestructible.' - Crystal-needs-a-park
 
sarahskier's boobs, but they would be better with some utah powder in the background.

Shooter:I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

Happy:You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
 
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