What topic should I do for a persuasive essay?

SirFryanator

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I have a persuasive essay due thursday, and I have no ideas on what to write about. Want to help? It should appeal to everyone.

Preferably funny.
 
my senior year of high school i wrote a paper on why the church sucks and how it needs to get out of the government.... everyone hated me but it was a sweet paper haha
 
do one on stem-cell research. i did that in 7th grade. thats a good topic for it.

or do on same-sex marriages, and argue weather or not it should be lgal
 
persuade them how when you got the colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control, that it made you feel like A PIECE OF SHIT!
 
how NS is quite possibly the greatest site ever created? or how newschool skiing > snowboarding > racing > snowblades?
 
how mcdonalds shouldn't call it the dollar menu because with tax it costs more than a fucking dollar.
 
Argue how monkeys could never have evolved into humans over millions of years because no monkey can live that long. The average lifespan of a monkey is 20 years
 
i did for my speaking and debate class, why macs are better than PC's. you can have my essay and use whatever you want in it, if you want
 
How hard it is to be an upper middle-class white male in today's society. It would have to be very well written, but if you could pull it off you'd be set. I wanted to use it for my college essays, but my guidance counselour thought it might be too risky.
 
I think their focus with the $1 quick food was more for people going through the drive thru. If you don't dine in, then there is no tax.
 
You won't be very persuasive if you just pick a topic off of here, think of something you care about and it'll come through in your writing.
 
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