what to wear!!! plz help!!!

tahoe20

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ok, there is an 'everything but' party coming up, and i dont know what to wear. you can wear anything but clothes, i was thinking a toga, but thought that might be a little overdone, i need some ideas!! please help!!!!!

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Technically, anything you put on yourself should then be called clothing. But whatever. You could wear a towel but that wouldn't be very imaginative.

 
wear one of those suits that makes it look like your walking on your hands

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wear an oak barrell, like one of the ones you see in cartoons that have whiskey in them but they are actually maked XXX, like the barrells in donkey kong. wear one of those with suspenders and be completely naked underneath.

real advice is telling someone that when you are bangin a girl and you hear a pop to pull out quick because your condom just broke
 
tin foil... duct tape... a barrel... some of that spray-on bedliner for trucks... carpet... cats and super glue... midgets and velcro... a girl...

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yes please do

real advice is telling someone that when you are bangin a girl and you hear a pop to pull out quick because your condom just broke
 
just kill another man and steal his skin and wear it as an outfit. like in forest gump!

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ski boots

helmet or beanie and goggles

sock

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corn was made for shuckin

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a garbage bag

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GOT MILK?
 
whoa man, you should wear like one of those penis guy suits where like there are penises everywhere and all... That'd be cool, be sure to take pics if it's a cool one

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go to a craft store and get some fake flowers or fake leaves and make something out of that.

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sticky notes, tin foil, or paint

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ok,thanks to all yall for the help, i ended up making a bottlecap bikini top, and wore a ductape/trash bag mini skirt. it was golden tried to take some pics, but they didnt turn out.

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