What to look for in a lady...

What_A_Wookie

What_A_Wookie

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Just curious as to what people look for in other people...i personally like my women like i like my coffee...big black and stronggg...hell yeah

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

NS Ogre Crew
 
2 things:

Boobs and Hair

If shes got that, shes a keeper.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
I'm all about the butt.

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A friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body.

Poppin' cherries since 1998.

What is the Colour of a Mirror
 
the face and the ass

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
GUYS, you should really look for whats on the inside, not their appearence. what really matters is whats in their heart. i hope none of you have to learn that the hard way.

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***tubgirl is me hero!

~:KeviN:~
 
so titties and an ass?

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

NS Ogre Crew
 
Face, boobies, personality. If she has a not so good ass, I can get over it, but if she's either kinda ugly, got bad boobies, and is really annoying, I can't get over that. Although, extremely nice attributes can make up for the other ones.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
haha, some of you guys are gonna grow up really really lonely, and I'm gonna laugh

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
I'm pretty sure I'm just joking. If a girl likes me, I'll pretty much take her sight unseen because I'm so very very alone.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
These are most certainly not the qualities that are required for a relationship with me, but when i check out a girls im into her face and ass.

-Dan

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Where were you April 26, 1992?

If Pigman had a car he'd give you a ride.

Representin' in the 3-1-5
 
i make sure of the following:

she likes cooking with me

long walks on the beach

and her insides sparkle like the stars in the sky

poetry writing is a real turn-on too.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
she's gotta have stretch marks and a c section scar, hahah tracy morgan is my soul.

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
Looking for a girlfriend...personality and looks,some brains wouldn't hurt. Checking someone out...ass and boobs.

 
i'd like the girl to be pretty good looking. Her skiing wouldnt hurt. Nice, smart, funny.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
THe physival apperance

Face and height also boobies and ass

Than

The girl has to be interesting, and nice.

Just this

 
shes got to have a HUGE ass and then ill talk to her

Wouldn't the world be a better place if the kids would just give the rabbit his goddamn trix?
 
Personality... pffffft. Thats what a homo would say.

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A friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body.

Poppin' cherries since 1998.

What is the Colour of a Mirror
 
What I meant was as long as she's not bald and has some kind of boobs its safe to assume its a girl you're dealing with and chances are she doesnt have cancer. Thats all i really look for.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
I like boobies

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
HAHA CODY...i mean, Denny, lolo

yeah, athletic is cool, but so is all girly.

i like girls that can ride, like Emily. a snowboard, that is.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
Big tits, tan, blue eyes, blonde hair, flat stomach (six pac perferable), bald tight pussy, and long smooth legs,and a nice round ghetto booty.

thats all

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If I can't do it homey, it can't be done. I'ma let the champagne bottle pop ima take it to the top fo sho ima make it hot.

Trouble maker whaaaat!!!
 
huge gimassive titties

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
t&a is a plus, but man, she gotta be wild, clean, but wants to get dirty sorta thing.

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

 
yea, NO DISEASES!

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
a tight ass is alright, but i am starting to like the big asses now... more cushion for the pushin + the clappin sound it makes is 10 times louder

but personality goes way beyond looks... if you find a girl that is funny as hell then you have yourself a keeper

ns ogre crew represent

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woah woah woah, i started this bandwagon. and i'll be damned if someone is gona talk shit about it-Phrosty

Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik
 
1. Attitude/personality-she gotta have her thing goin on

2. Overall body shape-she gotta have curves

3. Kinda Athletic

4. Clean(on the outside, also means no diseases)

5. Tits-dont haveta be big, but gotta make u look sexy

6. Ass-it can be tight, or big, as long as it looks and feels good

17. face-important in makin out, but usually am drunk, so it doesnt make a difference. Plus nothing a paper bag cant fix

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

 
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