What to get for V day

I have no idea what to get my gf for V day

Have any ideas?

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Confucious Says 'Man who stands on toilet is high on pot'

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i sent my girl a dozen and a half roses to her school, but shes also 1200 miles away, so it might not work for you

-Joe
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'I went down, did tricks and fell'

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thats about how far away my gf is maby not that far but like 4 hours on a bus

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Confucious Says 'Man who stands on toilet is high on pot'

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I dumped my girlfriend in 8th grade on Christmas eve because I didnt buy her a present. She hung herself in her closet the next night, then got institutionalized.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
im getting right hand chocolate and left hand flowers but only half a dozen flowers because she only works when right hand is away

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dude, 4 hours by bus... HA, i wish, 1200 miles is about 25 hours by car, 30 in a crowded schoolbus... dont ask.

-Joe
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'I went down, did tricks and fell'

I'm not a 'hater', I'm a 'social commentator'

POSERS CREW
603 for life
Official NS Marketing Consultant
 
i still haven't bought anything for her for v-day... hmmmm...

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
well maby but i have only known her for like a cuple of moths

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Confucious Says 'Man who stands on toilet is high on pot'

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never buy flowers. never. I made that mistake last year and it cost me 40 fucking dollars, only to be thrown out 2 days later. I could of gone skiing for 40 bucks!

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actually, girls like roses cause they can dry em out, and keep em, i guess they like doin that stuff, whateva

-Joe
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'I went down, did tricks and fell'

I'm not a 'hater', I'm a 'social commentator'

POSERS CREW
603 for life
Official NS Marketing Consultant
 
I am dead serious, I can joke around about it because she didnt die, it was more of a cry for help

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
Last year my boyfriend got me flowers and a cheesecake (inside joke)...I think you should get her something that means something to your relationship, not necessarily something expensive.

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Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
get her something funny. like a pineapple - that's the most humorous fruit, i think.

-katie

'Like wow' - Paige
 
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