What to engrave on a flask

[4man]

Hey so me and some friends just bought some flasks and I am gonna get mine engraved. Anyone have any cool/funny ideas?

 

[Smuffy]

DRANK? FADED

 

[RimJobber]

Disregard females, acquire currency

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks-Ghandi

YOLO

 

[Blurst]

Nothing because flasks get you drunk and when you are drunk you lose things.

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

"I'm 17 and me and my friends bought flasks and bragged about it to as many people as we could even though no one gives a shit and it's just a flask that I will use twice before I lose it and find it 6 months later under my bed half full with shitty whiskey."

 

[MASkier]

skiing

 

[sNaubi]

"On the way down it's awesome. - Cr Johnsson"

 

[sNaubi]

or scratch that, just thought about an great qoute that has to do with skiing...

maybe not so suitable on a flask tho...

 

[powderdrunkie]

"Doctor's orders"

 

[gatley-o9mil.]

there always uglier in the morning

 

[Round-Four]

when my sister graduated from welleseley college my brother bought her a flask with "Women who will... drink" engraved on it because the school's motto is women who will. but my sister never uses it, so i took it to school instead even thought im not a woman.

 

[stizzle]

Party hard

Bang harder

Suck the hardest

 

[gatley-o9mil.]

if found please return to or call (your adress or phone # here)

 

[PASKIINGSUCKS]

Cheers, in your favorite language of choice.

Slante or salud or whatever language ya fancy if you're following me.

Had an Irish buddy who gave us all flasks for being in his wedding party. they all had slante(sp?) engraved on the front. I guess any type of toast would work.

With that said I did use it to get drunk and it now rests on the bottom of a river that we kayak.

Life lesson #37: No matter how empty a flask is, it most likely won't float in water so don't haphazardly try and toss it to your buddy while boating.

 

[theschneidler]

swaq

 

[4man]

That would just be stupid

 

[MNS]

YOLO

 

[4man]

These are pretty good haha keep em coming

 

[Huck_Norris]

The number for a taxi company?

 

[Olimar]

"When Im drunk, do something stupid, and loose this shit, please return to *phone number*"

 

[.AR6rider.]

It would, however, be realistic.

 

[Skavengers303]

imagination

 

[123+ski]

monogram /thread

 

[arnie_grape]

It would have to be a remarkably large flask.

 

[DILLINGER]

This is incredibly spot on! Somebody bought me one as a joke, I used it about 3 times.
I was clearing out my room to move house and found it under my bed, where it had been for about half a year. It was half full with shitty rum though.