what to do with $100

no p-jo he should pay for his insolence, and pay for us to fly to his hosue in beat HIS ass.

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
the best one is the guy who said buy a gift certificate with your gift certificate.

Obviously you would rather have cash so buy something that you can return to a store for cash.

Or buy some good CD,s.

Summertime buy sunglasses.

You can also buy clothes or shoes.

So many things it cant be that hard to spend a bill.

 
buy 100 condoms and wish you were a pimp.

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

 
a cheap video camera or a yoyo

[D][O[M]

Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
 
bong.. and with whatever money you have leftover.. bud

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
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