What to do when you get fired then banned

Kasanovah

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Couple weeks ago I was skiing at my home hill, Loch Lomond, in Thunder Bay Ontario (shit ass junk heap). I was riding with my gf, her bro, and a few of my friends. Her bro didn't make it on the chair so he waited at the bottom. When I got down he'd been there longer than anyone else and was standing in the middle of the line so I went in line with him. (pre knowledge: 4 years ago I was a patroller and got kicked off because aparently it was unsafe to hit jumps if you're a patroller and obviously I wasn't about to stop hitting the park up). So, one of these faggot patrollers that I hate says go to the back of the line, meanwhile tons of other people were ACTUALLY budding in line and he clearly singled me out. I told him he knew the kid had been there and to leave us alone. He persisted, so I told him to suck my dick, fuck off, and be a fag somewhere else. (more pre knowledge: we always fix our own jumps, 'we' being the regulars at the hill) He wasn't gonna let up so I said fuck it to myself, and walked to the lift hut, grabbed a shovel and thought I'd fix the angles on the jump. I built it up a solid foot and a half and was about to start angling and chopping the landing. At this time he went and told on my swearing to the manager. Not only was I not on the clock, but I didn't have the hill jacket on or anything so I was fine to swear all I want really. The manager, a long haired greasy looking hick wanting to be a gremlin, walks up to me and says you dont fix jumps without permission and you dont tell this guy to fuck off, you're fired. Everyone bitched at him, but he threatened to take their passes if they didn't shut up.

Two days later. I wasn't gonna pay 35 bucks to ride the normal chairs, so I bought a 'bunny' ticket for 10 bucks. Then rode one big chair, and aparently they were watching me for a while, cause as soon as I did that, they came out, ripped my ticket and banned me.

Two days later, I have a better park built in my own backyard. A snowmobile tow-in to a 13foot quarter pipe, then after you come down you can hit a 4 foot booter or a 10 foot gap to 13 foot flat rail.

Moral of the story is, if your hill is gay and doesn't support snowboarding or freeskiing's needs/wants, then make your own shit.

PS Im still bitter about the whole getting fired thing if you cant tell, I just wanted to rant, I totally understand the banned thing though, I deserved that, ha.

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sig jones reppin for T-Zigs aka the original Kasa.T.

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i didnt read it but it sounds bad

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i wish patrollers would understand that they aren't really police, but more like medics. and your manager was a tool. you should have told him to go fuck himself because it was the only piece of ass he was ever going to get. i told that to my roommate. it didn't go over well, so i bet it would have pissed off your manager.

 
thast pretty gay but sounds like things worked out alright i mean now u got your own park that you can make how ever you want so its not that bad.......

 
i hate hicks, even if they are good at bieng hicks. but most of all i hate wannabe hicks.

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go to Mt. Baldy if you want to make some turns. Loch licks balls anyways, you don;t go to those hills to ski park cause there isn't any! as much as they shouldn;t bitch at you, you were a prick for shooting your mouth off, and deserve getting banned for being a dick. You can't fight the system man, people in Thunder Bay are still in the 80's, so just leave them there, just go do your own thing.

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I might have shot my mouth off but I wasnt a dick, only to that patroller that was being an ass. I was ridiculously polite with the manager, gave a short version of the story, said sorry for not askign to build the jump lip, even thoguh we fix our own shit haha.

But ya, movin west in two years, and for now im finnishin school in toronto so I can ski Blue.

You've been to Tbay Kev?? Howcome haha

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sig jones reppin for T-Zigs aka the original Kasa.T.

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i agree^. some people are just idiots

ill let ya know when i ride me- believethehype (please: dont)

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it sucks that politly asking the patroller to go fuck himself never works out as you plan...

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yeah i almost got my pass pulled because they put a bench on the side of a road and we were sliding it and thats against the rules or something. we asked them how the hell they put it there and expect us not to slide it. this pissed them off. so they flipped all the benches over which wrecks the point of having a bench anyway. stupid lifties.

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Should have said 'I QUIT BITCHES!'

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hey, I was nice to the faggot patroller at first, after it was apparent that he was going to be gay I told him off

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sig jones reppin for T-Zigs aka the original Kasa.T.

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You should streak that shit.

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ahaha, pull a mckonkey. take all your clothes off, hike a line of jumps, and do multiple spread eagle ball grabs right in front of everyone. that'll teach em.

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I don't condone this.
 
You Shouldent Have Even Cut In Line The Ski Resort I Work For They Have An Employee Line. And If your off work you arnt considerd a employee your a normal person. HAHAHAHA And you Couldent Make The Jumps Better All Employees At My ski resort Dont Have To Worry About Asking. Hahahaha. That Sucks Man.

 
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