What to do on a plane for 4 hours

(1) Watch porn on your computer

(2) Pick up on Asian Girls - they're easy

(3) Get drunk before flight or during - pretty entertaining

(4) Take a shit in a barf bag and plant it in someones suitcase or backpack

(5) Get a friend and hold up both bathrooms - you can see how many ppl have small bladders
 
im leaving from Albany, NY to Atlanta, GA. Then from there i go to Lake Tahoe. I'm going to the airport in 30 minutes. I plan on trying to crochet a hat and a headband and listen to music

 
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