What to do on a long plane flight....? ? ?

StealthSteez

StealthSteez

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Going from Vancouver to Japan with 2 other people. Its gonna be a really long ride, and I have no idea what I'm gonna do. Any suggestions?
 
when i was 8 years old i had to fly from france to washington dc. the whole i farted, and almost sufocated a freanch kid. i don't know how much fun that would be for your friends, but who cares
 
your flying from toronto-vancourver-jappy land right? or are you somehow teleproting to vancourver first?

and what i do is well last time i bought every different ski magazine in the stands in the terminal, that consumed allmost the whole thing. Also get a PSP and get TBC and watch it / get ssx on tour and play that .. that will do it for you. THat would be a sick plane tripp
 
like two yrs ago i had to fly from New Jersey all the way to Japan, i think that was like 20 hrs or something. I pretty much read through a whole book, watched the crappy movie, played cards, listened to music, played the little crappy games. But i think the thing that passed the time the best was watching the 4 movies they show you.
 
bring a laptop. work on photoshop or video edit, i got alot done on the plane. then i slept. and ate, and slept some more. and ate. every 4 minutes i would ring the bell for more pretzel packets, finaly the lady gave me the whole bag, like a pillow case full hahaha, she was soo sick of walking to my seat and giving me pretzels. lol. oh and dont forget that before boarding your plane, either pack yourself enough food, or buy alot of sandwiches before you get on that plane, because airplane food SUUUUCKS!!!! i always make myself like 4 sandwiches when i take long trips
 
ohhhh yeah. i eat when im bored... hehe good thing is that i cant gain or loose weight no matter how much i eat. i maintain a solid weight of 145, at 5 8. im proud
 
yeah, oh my flight from JFK to Paris I sat next to this hot Hawaiian kid with a fake ID. we got real trashed and got yelled at for being loud and almost kicked off our connection flights. it was grand.

on long flights, which i am very used to, i take sleeping pills, read trashy books and listen to music. ill do homework if i have any. the best is when im sitting next to a business man type and spend hours pouring over the Cosmo Hot Sex Explosive! ad nauseum. Makes em real uncomfortable.

On my last flight though I cried alot and read what the business man was typing on his laptop. it was boring. im never getting a real job.
 
i would just load up like an ipod and just sleep and jam all ride there...bring cards and ice and shit and like tons of cash and hustkle your friends...or if u are going with a girl u could...talk...
 
trust me he don't need a new 'friend' when he reaches japan. if he is white, good looking, tall. there will be endless amount of poon. and if he is going there skiing then that multiplies his chances of getting some by 100. girls will think he is pro or something.

plus japanese girls love it in the ass.
 
when i was coming home from france we were late for our flight and they already gave our seats away...so we got 1st class tickets for the same price..so basically i watched the movies, played the games, listened to music, and slept...alot.
 
dont sleep for 30+ hours before and just sleep the whole flight. this is good because then you will already be adjusted to japan time when you get there.
 
imovain from your family doc will put you to sleep for the whole trip and have you waking up fresh. just tell your doctor your going on a long flight and you need some sleeping pills. imovain is the best.
 
i'm flying from denver to frankfurt in 2 days, but my ipod is broken and my laptop is so shitty that you have to plug it in. i'm thinking the sleeping pill method will do me some good.
 
Go to the bathroom and see how many times you can masterbate consecutivley. And don't come back bitching when you have a blister on your wanker either, you gotta lube it.
 
take sleeping pills thats what my cousin did when she flew from New Hampshire to Australia.

then when u you wake up, read a book, a few magazines, watch a few movies, listen to music
 
blaze bowls in the bathroom. Risky but worthwhile. Just get some ductape to cover the smoke dectors and blow smoke into the toilet and flush at the same time
 
who was the unintelligent person who said they LIKED airplane food? i have to hold my breath for the whole hour that people spend getting their meals around me. peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are perfect to bring, plus the pretzels they give you are a great compliment!
 
ya ya so i guess there are worse things to complain about. if you're on a long flight they usually have tons of things to do on the plane-- direct tv kind of thing, etc. i always watch tv shows and pick the funniest episode! except its really akward when you're laughing so hard you wake up the person sleeping next to you at 4 am. they'll get over it. crossword puzzles are pretty sweet, too.
 
sum time u get lucky and get a plane with the lil tvs on every seat and u could watch tv the whole time its the best

i had it on my 9hour flight to austria it went by so fast

laptop is also good but mine only has 2hour batery life
 
i hear ambien flips you up pretty good if you take it and don't go to sleep. except i dunno if i'd wanna be tripping balls on an airplane, that could get you into some trouble.
 
Uh...first of all, if you're going to Japan that means you get all the free alcohol you want, so it shouldn't be a problem.

Here's what I've done in the past: Get stoned as shit before boarding, get drunk before boarding (that was fun), bring a good book/laptop, crossword/scrabble, or anything else. My favorite:

See how many times you can jackoff during one flight. My record is 10 times from Georgia to Santiago. Man o man those last few times were really starting to chaffe though, lots of blood and stuff. But it was great, I'd jack my shit off in the bathroom then write myname in my manjuice on the mirror.
 
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