what to do in offseason

Doobie22

Doobie22

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Skiings great, but the season is coming to an end. what does everyine do in the off-season?

Maybe if you cleaned out your pussy you'd pitch better. -My friends dad's thoughts on why his son was pitching poorly.

 
drugs

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
mtb and wakeboard

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
Mtb, mtb, mtb and skateboarding

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'Screw porn, get a girlfriend'

-PhattTim

'tanner sucks' -dpoiii when having a tanner avatar
 
^^ give freezy his icon back.

wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty

 
biking and eating food.

*$*Carny*$*

Message me if you want to be part of the 'Snowboarder Cult'
 
work and sleep

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
inline skating, trampoline, waterskiing, weight training

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

=w=

franky 'you've got a beat like a cop'

hello boys
 
yeah... working... and trying mooch tows on someones boat.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
stretching/yoga, in addition to everything else mentionned.

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
 
shift968... you only get women in the off season? thats sad dude...

- LM Productions -

CCRider

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose
 
doods season aint over yet but whatever

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Crack Rules Everything Around Me (new meaning for C.R.E.A.M.)

'out here in NY pussy flows like water' - my friend telling why NY is a guys paridse.

'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' Crystal-Needs-A-Park

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENTINC.COM

SKIING IS SOOOOO HIP RIGHT NOW!

ETSAHCCLNPKP(TAOS)UTLILDMLFSM REP! REP!
 
beating off.

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
^ was about to say it too........itll improve your pole plantation......also go get a .22 and shoot assorted small aminals

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

 
i dont have a tramp so i use the pool. this summer im gonna set up a ramp and shit and put some plastic 'skis' on my roller blades, like in between the wheels and the boot. and im gonna tow in with the ATV and learn shit that way.

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The above comment is the opinions and veiws of I, Craige Diaz, and I hereby accept no responsibility for them.

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lol thatll look incredibly gay but its all good

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

 
o well.

'Today i took a bus back home from town and this guy comes to sit next to me and he was so on pills or whatever.. anyways he pulls up a bag of pills and asks me do i want to get wasted and im like 'no thanks'.. so he looks a bit mad and puts the bag away, next he pulls up a box of chocolate-chip cookies and asks: Do ya atleast wanna have a fucking cookie' ' -Pekkis

.:NSS
 
xcountry mtb racing..thinking about converting to downhilling though. soccer, longboarding...going skiing, and yeh thas right the seasons not totally over...yet

'the' pistol chick
 
hey slipknot, u only beat off in the summer? lol

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would people laugh if i took snowblades to summer camp? - some snowblader
 
I like to get drunk,get stoned,being useless to humanity,being unproductive in general,skateboarding a little bit,getting stoned again...listening to music,ride my moped around in circles,play with my girl,toasting in the beach,some more bud,and then partying al night long during 3 months everyday.It's gonna be killer.As always.Oh man,i love Spain

BMW

Beer,Mushrooms,and Weed
 
^I just beat off more, it sucks cuz I get scabs all over my dick! :(

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
inline skating, mtb, wakeboard, golf, trampoline

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
 
arson, vandalism, cruelty to animals, contract std's, impregnate 16 year old girls in neighboring towns

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to greater danger. It works the same in any country.'

-Hermann Goering (1893 - 1946) Commander-in-Chief of the Luftwaffe

 
me and my freinds are getting snow from this ice rink and we are going to hit some urban rails

eat.breathe.sleep.ski
 
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