What to do in jamaica

Smoke a shit ton of weed and go find some exotic animals in the jungle. Anything less is considered failure.
 
actually, the weed in jamaica kinda sucks...at least compared to the high quality nug that is available in the US. the cocaine on the other hand....
 
If you don't smoke than hang out of the beach. If your going to be on a cruise then they will have a ton of options set up in terms of activities and things to do.
 
Hire body guards and go to a night club. You'll feel like a boss smoking mad blunts in a club with dudes with machine guns watching your back.
 
Don't wander off too much. Shit can get sketchy real quick.

-Go to a Jerk Center (A real one, not a shitty tourist one) and eat a fucking metric ton of jerk pork. It will make you orgasm multiple times.

-If you're under 21, enjoy the alcohol. Drinking age is 18 but not enforced.

-Get cheap weed.

-Go to Dunn's River Falls in Ocho Rios

-Hook up with resort chicks
 
OP!

Do Not go to Dunns river falls, i garuntee your cruise will have an excursion there. Its really fucking gay.

Stay away from Montego bay, its touresty as fuck

Like everyone said, if your into partying. hit up the bar, smoke wee, lay on beach. Like someone else said above the weed usually isnt that good, but the blow is.

Also Negril is a cool town, im not sure where your going to be but Bob marleys grave is there.

Ive stayed in Jamaica 4 times and i loved it everytime. Like anywhere else, there are great people there, but there are a shitload of sketchy ones. Dont trust anyone,
 
If you're in Montego Bay go to Ricks cafe it's got a sick cliff jumping spot where the locals do some pretty intense jumps and it has the best burger I have ever had in my life
 
this. plus, I got to the very top of those falls, and the water was being sprayed out of 1.5" PVC pipes. so i'm pretty sure it's fake.

also, jamaica is super ghetto and pretty much sucks. don't get in the wrong cab.
 
I actually enjoyed this. we booze cruised to Dunns from our hotel and stopped to snorkel on the way back for like 25$.

also couldve been because my group was filled with autoshow models and the water was freezing...

/claim
 
if you close to negril, go there and smoke a shit ton of weed.

anywhere else... stay on the cruise ship.... you will die.
 
I'd suggest Negril if you went to Montego Bay or something. Negril is awesome, I thoroughly enjoyed myself.
 
yeah go buy some weed, get caught and spend some time in a 3rd world prison

good call kids

Jamaica is a beautiful place, but off of resorts its a shit hole and sketchy as fuck
 
I've heard that Negril is the place to be....at least this is what I've heard from anyone who has travelled there + what I was told by a few people when I was in Montego Bay. As much as I really don't care for Jamaica, heading to Negril in April for a wedding.

And to all that are saying it's sketchy as fuck outside of the resorts, this is definitely true. It's a very impoverished country. Although, I must confess that I've wandered around quite a bit without any difficulties. You just have to know how to handle yourself. If going in to an american "ghetto" intimidates you, then you don't want to leave the resort.
 
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go to kingston, blast welcome to jamrock while wearing a bob marly hat. everybody will love you, bitches will shake their ass in your face, dudes will throw money and blunts at you, kids will shoot guns in the air rejoicing that the white devil has arrived for the holy sacrifice
 
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