What to do at a party?

last party i was at goes like this

walked around apartment complex found a group of people that were drunk and they are like

"come get shmashed with us bro"

i was like "yea dude for sure"

went to their room and drank an entire 40 of old english

then shit gets whack

girl knocks on door in white shirt says

"come to white shirt party"

and i went alone i think

very crowded very hot

got there took a shot or two of fireball= very drunk at this point

girl in white dress walks up and says

"i think you want to make out with me"

very weird never happened before

*make out mmmllmmlmmlmm*

we end up making dirty very nice from what i remember

walk out find out that the room belonged to a man-girl

thats what you 'do' at a party
 
I don't drink and usually end as the designated driver, so normally I sit in the corner akwardly and laugh at all the drunk people for a couple hours. Then I go and try to pick people up off the floor and try to talk some sence into the girl that thought it was a good idea to show everyone how good of a knife thrower she is.
 
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Sit in the corner, have a beer, smoke a cigarette and quietly judge every fuckwit at the party. Who is making too much noise and acting like an idiot.
 
12500694:love_vans said:
the party is at my place, i was bored so i posted "what to do at a party" to see what funny things people had to say. Instead i get judgmental assholes like yourself who sit on their computer and hate because i want ever be able to meet you, and see your sorry ass. Get a life, and stop bothering people

12500708:.eljusto said:
You'll learn that it's better to just be spontaneous, nobody wants planned events, this isn't your 12th birthday party with pin the tail on the donkey. Drink and the ideas will come to you. Sorry that my posts rattled you in some way or another.. lol

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Last party I went to was mad dope. Kicked it off early like at 4. Had tons of pizza and "juice." Girls were every where. They out numbered the dudes by about 10 to 1, no joke. We played some great games that involved water and getting all wet if you know what I mean. Soon clothes were coming off, food fight started, oh shit it was off the hook. Wait the last party I went to was my daughters 3rd birthday. It was epic!
 
12500658:.eljusto said:
You sound like the type of kid who stands in a corner awkwardly at a party and sips his lite beer, way to go champ!

you sound map because of your post count
 
1. get drunk

2. try a backflip off a wall

3. either land it or totally fuck up either way people will love you
 
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