What the hell do i do about this?

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ok, this is annoying. my face is slighly crooked due to a broken nose and no its even worse considering after my spine fracture i have a slackjaw that moves wierdly far to my right. any possible way i can get rid of this?
 
Yeah, it is hard to tell how serious it is without pictures. It could range from something that you only notice, up to something that makes babies kill themselves. If it is taking away from your look, you can ask your doctor and he/she can refer you to a specialist.
 
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lip moved aside on purpose. jaw is a striaght as it goes (ignore wierd bug bites please!!!)
 
Oh, and any method of fixing your problem that doesn't involve a saw, and a bottle of wiskey, is going to cost you quite a bit.
 
well im assuming you are against growing a beard... so i really wouldnt worry about it. it really dosent seem too stand out at all
 
haha i fractured my spine and it made the mucles all uneven and shit. its less noticeable when my lip is in the right place but w.e
 
aight. all he said was that your gonna have to sleep every night with a string tied to ur lip and the other end tied to the ceiling. make it a little short so its always pulling ur head up. do that for about 2 weeks and that should do the trick
 
my aunt specializes in pressure release and physiotherapy techniques to help with alignment and muscle release. I had a eye that was noticably lower than the other and my jaw always pulled to one side. she fixed it in an hour. Phone around to physio around you and see if they can help.
 
Can't really tell anything is wrong in that pic..need perspective of your nose etc..
 
go to a orthadontist and ask about some headgear that will straighten out your jaw and as far as your spine goes, get that shit checked
 
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A broken nose? I broke my actual jaw and it doesn't even look fucked up like that, it healed up perfectly.

Just get really fucking shitfaced and purposefully fall on your jaw onto concrete and break it. The oral surgeon will fix up your jaw good as new and it will be covered under your insurance. You will have your jaw wired shut for 6 weeks though.
 
do what forest whitaker did.

half his face went completely numb and didn't work, so he just got a battery (whatever is strong enough, I think he said 9 volt) and shocked himself over and over again and after a long while his face is almost normal.

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you can still tell how his left side droops a little.
 
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