What the hell did she mean?

Mavericks04

Mavericks04

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Okay i was on the chairlift wit some chick, and we gots ah talkin and she was askin me if i had been down south anytime soon right, so i thought she meant oral sex. and so she slaped me. someone please post to let me know if i was completly rong thinking that, P.S she was real hott

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ahahahah you fucken perv!!!!!

good job, you were thinking the same way i would of hahahah

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See, If you were from the south you would have gotten laid, but, well ya didn't, sorry slugger, swing and a miss

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did you honestly think that she would be that forward about it?

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haha i knew should would have meant the actual south, but i also would have though oral sex in my mind

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maybe she meant down south as in 'south... like direction, states wise?' maybe...

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hahaha thats just great. Dont jump to conclusions to soon next time lol

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that would of been awkward after she slapped you. You still have to sit next to her for a couple of mins.

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so you just met this chick, on the chairlift, and you thought she asked you something about oral sex? what???

that's pretty bad man, but it made me laugh, haha.

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what a dumb bitch, leading you on like that. should have pushed her stingy ass off the lift

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are you 12, or dumb?

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well, i dont blame ya, my mind probably woulda thought the same thing at first. but then i woulda realized that i was being a complete idiot and said no, theres been too many bush fires

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Whatever, let's give this guy some credit for being uber-forward. You layed it out on the line, and you got slapped. Way to fuckin' send it!

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hahaha don't feel to bad. i don't think you deserved to get slapped, but seriously if i were the girl, i definitely would have laughed.

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way to go dude? i guess i would have to say that.. dunno, downright hilarious though...

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Maybe she just likes it rough and the slap was to get herself fired up? Should've whipped her across the titties with your glove.

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^^ hahhaahaha

but what were u talking about ? or was it a random south comment cous ye i woulda thought oral if it was random but if u were talking about travel ur an idiot

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ahhaha if someone said that to me on a lift i think i would have burst out laughing and then said somthing along the lines of 'Like a virgin on promnight!' and then kept laughing.

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woah imisht have a dirty mind cause thats what i taught too... she must be really bitchey... she shoudl have laughed any ways

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yah what did you say to her when you thought she ment oral? cuz being a girl and all i dont think id slap someone over a simple misunderstanding. heheh thats sooo funny tho

 
What a hoe.

She should have a good sense of humour about stuff like that.

Give us the full conversation on it.

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did she have a southern accent, if she did you should've fucked her on the lift

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buaaaaaaaaaahahaahahahahahahha. stupid.

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not being soo horny all the time might help.

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hahahha nice wuestinator!

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Ha! Way to give'r man.

If she can't laugh at something like that she's probably a bitch with no sense of humour. So it really doesn't matter anyways.

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haha girls r wierd like that sometime by that i mean u can never say the right thing no matter how hard u try sometimes

 
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