WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT!!??

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fdsa

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Ok,

So I'm chilling at my Aunt and Uncle's place over New Year's eve. It's about 2 hours ago, and I get this call from Dillards. I bought some plates for my sister and her husband before Christmas, and dealt with a nice guy named Stewart. Seemed normal, good salesperson, mid 30s-40s from what I remember. Talked dogs and cars while he was writing up the order.

So this afternoon, he calls and leaves a message saying that he wanted to "touch base on a couple of things" regarding my order I assumed. So, then, tonight, he calls again, and makes sure that my order came through ok and everything, and it sounds kind of noisy, and I'm thinking "what the fuck kind of dillard's salesperson works at 11:30 on new year's eve?"

So he gets through checking on my order status, and then starts talking about his New Year's evening. What he's been up to, and such. Then, the man says "Well, if you're in town, I'd love to get together and see a flick or something."

FUCKING SALESPERSON FROM DILLARDS IS GAY, steals my phone number from a sales reciept, calls me, and tries to hook up with me, the straightest guy the world over. God! What the FUCK is this world coming to?? I suppose I should take it as a complement that I'm that good looking, well groomed, and shit, but it still is FUCKED up!! Damn.

Don't shop at Dillards.
 
hhaha! whatever man, as long he's not stalking you beyond scooping you #, whatever....funny shit though.
 
you could get him in big shit for doing that. It's a major retail No-no.

If it was a chick it wouldn't be a big deal and i'd suggest you smash her from behind to make up for her making you watch pride and prejudice or some pinko commie bullshit like that...but in this case get that queer fired.
 
like its cool and all if a gay guy hits on you but he shouldnt use his position as a salesperson to get all ur info and stuff.. he could get fired for that gay or not
 
" suppose i should take it as a compliment that i'm good looking" bahahahahahha! unless you're trying to appeal to gey guys, dont' take it as a compliment. i think his gaydar went off when he saw you. aside from all the jokes. i would be pissed and go in and say something to the manager. that's kind of ridiculous. unless you're from canada. you people do stuff differently up there
 
Why would you get him fired? I hate how people think gay guys are all perverts and want to rape everyone. That is such bull. Just leave it as a funny story and dont be a dick and get him fired.
 
k there's quite a difference between getting someone fired because he's gay and getting them fired because they fucking aren't professional in their work and pull shit like that. and i don't think he would get fired, he just wouldn't do it again. if a guy did that to me i'd be pretty pissed off
 
Yeah. Whoever said don't get him fired because he's not out to rape me or whatever, no fucking shit. I'm 18, he's 30something. And the point isn't that he's gay. The point is that he STOLE confidential information from store records in order to make personal contact outside of the job environment. And yeah. It was creepy.
 
creepy but hilarious. how do you feel when you find out that the dude your trying to pick up really isnt gay. probably like a gay guy who mistook a straight guy for a gay guy.

i say leave it unless it goes beyond what happened.
 
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