What the fuck

[McLeod]

i walked out to my car earlier today to find what appears to be semen on my door handle. im pretty sure some bum jerked off on my car. what the fuck.

 

[Click_Here]

ahahahah 1st. legit

 

[SkeechyD]

wat kinda car?

 

[vincepru]

hahahahahhaha i just started laughing soo hard haha

 

[McLeod]

black subaru forester with a rocket box. this is not fuckin cool at all.

 

[Baskin.]

lololoololollololloollloollollooololoolololololololololololol

 

[Malcolm]

thats fucking gross hahahaha

 

[killabees]

al capwnd

 

[p-fo]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.... haha what did you do?

 

[zylstra]

dude thats not that funny

do you feel good for posting that

oh wait

LOLLOLOLZERZZ

my bad

 

[jorb.co]

al capwnd

 

[McLeod]

no i dont feel good about posting it because i probably have jizzz on my car and nothing about having jizz on my car makes me feel good. im just chillin in my kitchen and that jizz covered handle is just staring me down from the curb.

 

[inactive]

yeah that was me

 

[McLeod]

dude you looked pretty scraggily, im suprised you have access to a computer

 

[nickyp]

Oooops, sorry. I must have got your car mixed up with someone elses.

 

[zylstra]

imagine you're a bum. you're cold, hungry, tired. oh wait!, theres a suby -im gonna jizz on it.

sounds about right

 

[JacheOReally]

No dude, that can't be bum giz, Bum's giz rainbows, everyone knows that.

 

[doublexl]

spray it with a hose and stop crying? the door handle will never be the same tho.

 

[McLeod]

what the hell else could it be

 

[HenniferLopez]

DNA test?

 

[T-Holt]

So how'd you get it off?

 

[Blurst]

now everytime you touch the dorr handle you can think about havuing bum jizz on it

 

[garrets]

hahahahah yes

 

[timmi]

you could ask the bum the same question

 

[eastside]

i doubt it. there aren't bums in idaho.

 

[debrickshaw]

hahahahaha

my friend peed on a kids door handle every day last year during lunch, he never knew

even when it froze he was like wtf how does water always get on my door handle

 

[Brock.]

aahhhahah! lawlzzz

 

[superpoluha]

i laughed out loud (lol'd)

 

[McLeod]

dude im in spokane for college at gonzaga. im in the ghetto.

 

[saucybiscuits]

just think of that every time you grab the handle.

 

[eastside]

ghetto in washington? is that a joke?

 

[dwhite]

I guess you are just going to get into your car by using that passenger door from now on

 

[McLeod]

i guess youve never heard of spocompton

 

[J-Evs]

mehhhhhh

 

[deleted5]

wow

 

[PAuL_Hellar]

thtas hilarious +k for epic lulz

 

[jamers]

hahahaha pics mofo

 

[Brenone]

hahahaaa

why are u so sure it was a bum and not a friend playing a prank on you?

 

[syrup.]

hahahahaha I feel so bad for you, but that is so fucking hilarious.

 

[VCharette]

legit, now you need pictures!

 

[SkeechyD]

alll your goddamn bums are heading into coeur d' alene. its pissing me off.

 

[Doug.]

ahahahahahaha thats fucking hilarious