What The Fuck!

Lateralis

Lateralis

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god damn it,so today when we got to the hill we asked the groomer guy to make us a sweet step down,it was about a 40 foot,so perfect and everything,me and my friend were the only ones who hit it and we hit it once,so then some shit starts cuz parents are complaining its too big and everyones gonna get hurt so after a bit of argueing and of course the adults and the hill people got their way and they tore it down,completely leveled,we spent all morning on it and hit it once,it fucken sucks here,theyre too worried about us getting hurt and we told them straight up why the fuck are you guys worrying about us getting,your not hittin the shit and you wont be hurting,its us so why cant you let have some fun cuz just riding down the is the most terrible thing in the world,and they always say well why dont you go use those 2 tables we made for you but its impossible to hit them cuz theres no speed because they made them on flat ground thats slighty goes up,its so discouraging fuck

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
sounds bad..explain to them nicely how they could improve the other 2 tables

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
the tables are nice but theres no way the speed is there,theres no jumps allowed outside of the 'fun park' and its not even fun,no speed to hit any of the rails

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
that's shitty man, very shitty. Sneak in at night and steal the groomer, hahaha.

REMEMBER: It's 10% equipment, and 90% rider.
 
theres a big gate and its always locked,they dont want skidoos to go in there and wreck the hill,but now i hope they actually do cuz skiing fucken sucks ass now,theres no more fun

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
my god, y are u complaining? We are getting like 50ml of rain every day for the next 5 days, so at least u still get to go skiing!

its not where u ride, its how hard you ride it!

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that sux, you should find everyones name that protested the jump and hunt them down. then chop off their legs and burn down their house just so you can laugh at them as they drag themselves out of the inferno on their stumps. then take a chainsaw, and cut them up into 50 pieces and mail them to every fucking state!

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time
 
well whats the point of skiing if its not fun and stupid gay shit always happens,they just made a new rule last weekend and that is we need a helmet everywhere on the hill,

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
wow thanx for the advice scotch,i guess i will be eating shit when you see me in your moms casket with her legs stuck up in the air while i ravage her dead fucken corpse,i was wondering why she wasnt moving the last few weeks,but i think that fact of her knowing her son was a fucken queer might of killed her or maybe she just choked on my jizz cuz shes a whore

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
that was pretty good, and about the whole park thing, write a letter to the manager of the mountain or somthin, make sure its a good letter

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
man, you guys are fuckin crazy

I (insert name here)pledge to judje wommen less on their physical appearances and more on the degree to which they put out.
 
its never the same manager,its different people everyday and its not a mountain,its a little tiny gay hill that still doesnt in technology cuz we still have a tow rope and its run by volunteers

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
get them to put up a big ass mound of snow for some speed...and im sick of scotch already..somebody kick his ass

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
i think i might of insulted his gay ass,we do have a starting mound,its super big but theres still no speed man,the landscaping is gay

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
cover it in water and make it an ice mound..that or take turns pushing each other down the hill 4 speed

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
thatd be too damn tiring,its a bitch to walk up that big mound in the first place,

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
i live in kapuskasing ontario,the most terrible place on the face of the planet but the hill is about 20minutes east of here in the town on moonbeam

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
Lateralis you fucking necrophiliac, while you're busy getting anally raped by your father, your mom and i are going to take a trip to this mountain your complaining about and i'm going to lay down a blanket throw your mom down and shove my massive cock down her thoat until she says she regrets ever giving birth to dirty, cocksucking, ballsnagging, flaming homosexual such as yourself

 
excellent,i did the same thing with your mom when was alive but i take her anywhere,i went to visit her in the zoo,it was a fun time we had,she would jump out of the water all the time and splash little kids,and would always swallows things but i always knew was down for that kind of thing,and i remember was giving me a ride and a bunch of crazy hunters appeared with a banner that said save a whale,harpoon a fat bitch,

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
ouch...See where i ski that kind of stuff never happens..cause they dont really build jumps there...

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies
 
i don't get it? The last part was funny but i think you need to learn to spell. How about both of you just shutup and take a breather?!?!?!?!

 
the original comeback was the best- worthy of a signature!

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Scotch

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2003-02-22 18:18:35

cry me a river you faggot! You can go eat shit - just like your mom

Lateralis

1147 posts

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2003-02-22 18:24:53

wow thanx for the advice scotch,i guess i will be eating shit when you see me in your moms casket with her legs stuck up in the air while i ravage her dead fucken corpse,i was wondering why she wasnt moving the last few weeks,but i think that fact of her knowing her son was a fucken queer might of killed her or maybe she just choked on my jizz cuz shes a whore

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.

 
yup...scotch is not cool

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
thats twice youve requested someone to cry you a river? is that one of your turn on's?

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
wwwwwhhhhhooooooooaaaaaaaaa!

that was the #1 most boring and over used come back....EVER!

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
People can be stupid but don't let them detract from your fun wtih skiing.

Last week I hitchiked with a guy and he was telling me how much he loved skiing. I asked him where he learned how to ski and he said at a small ski resort in Ukraine. He was telling me that they don't even have a chairlift or tow rope.

They have a lodge at the base, and if you want to ski then you have to hike up it all. He said most people could only handle 2 runs because they'd get so worn out.

that is true skiing. this guy had it a lot worse then you and it sounded like he had a great time.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
well maybe i can help out and shit out a decent sized log for lateralis to float down the little bitch river he gots going on.

fuk that
 
jizack and scotch are gay lovers. One night while they are having their homophiliac love session I'm goin to bust down thier door, chop jizack's right leg off with a hatchet, shove it up an inappropriate oriface of scotch's. Then while scotch dances around in pain I will slice jizack's digits off slice by slice, and feed them to him, with a helping of sulfuric acid. As jizack vomits out blood and hunks of his organs, I will unleash a batch of birds, after I have completely skinned scotch and stuck bird seed to his skin-less flesh. And I will point and laugh as they go through their slow and horrible painful deaths.

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oh, I'm sorry, were you talking to me scotch? I couldn't understand you...I don't speak 'worthless piece of ass licking shit' language

Thank you for reading my post,

have a nice day :)

the thing I like about highschool girls, is I keep getting older but they stay the same age!

I don't just huck, I suck

Actually my name isn't even James!

Hugs not drugs!

can't we all just get along?

love your neighbor, even if he is some creepy old man

I hate hate

Enter your new signature below:

check out my crappy website!

I flunked out of school cause I'm hardcore!

Enter your new signature below:

the REAL creator of the NS.com cousin exchange program!

How are you gonna learn to party in school, MOM!

 
hey that's a good one...as for your lame-ass attempt to provoke me...I think not

Thank you for reading my post,

have a nice day :)

the thing I like about highschool girls, is I keep getting older but they stay the same age!

I don't just huck, I suck

Actually my name isn't even James!

Hugs not drugs!

can't we all just get along?

love your neighbor, even if he is some creepy old man

I hate hate

Enter your new signature below:

check out my crappy website!

I flunked out of school cause I'm hardcore!

Enter your new signature below:

the REAL creator of the NS.com cousin exchange program!

How are you gonna learn to party in school, MOM!

 
provoke you, i've already pissed you off to the point you follow me from thread to thread trying to insult me. Come to think of it.....your mom really likes to stalk me too - weird

 
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