What the fuck, russian fishermen catch a squeaking alien and eat it

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http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/07-02-2007/87167-alien_monster-0

Russian fishermen catch squeaking alien and eat it

Village residents from the Rostov region of Russia caught a weird creature

two weeks ago after a strong storm in the Sea of Azov. The

shark-looking creature was producing strange squeaky sounds. The

fishermen originally believed that they had caught an alien and decided

to film the monster

with the help of a cell phone camera. The footage clearly shows the

creatures’ head, body and long tail. The bizarre catch was weighing

almost 100 kilograms, the Komsomolskaya Pravda reports.

However, ufologists and scientists were greatly

disappointed when they found out that the fishermen had eaten the

monster. They said that they were not scared of the creature so they

decided to use it as food. One of the men said that it was the most

delicious dish he had ever eaten.

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Click here to see the video of the alien sea monster

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Chairman of the Anomalous Phenomena Service, Andrei

Gorodovoi, stated that the creature, which he could see on the short

video, was an anomalous being. However, it could hardly be described as an extraterrestrial

form of life, he added. Gorodovoi rejected the version about mermaids

too. “There are many legends about mermaids living in the Sea of Azov.

Nevertheless, specialists of the Service for Anomalous Phenomena have

never confirmed those fairytales. On the other hand, we do not deny the

possibility of other forms of life in the Sea of Azov,” the ufologist

sad.

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A spokesman for the Rostov-based zoo, Alexander

Lipkovich, contacted local ichthyologists and asked their opinion about

the Azov alien. “They said that the fish bears resemblance to a

sturgeon. It was an extremely interesting individual. I have never seen

anything like this before in my whole life,” the specialist said.
 
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whatever the fuck that was it was fucked up looking.. never seen anything like it. but whta kind of bastard eats that?
 
haha, that was definetey an alien. i hope its was at least, because they just ate that shit likee nothing. humans pwn.
 
hahaha wow that thing looked crazy

those guys are sweet fucking eating aliens or whatever that was i wouldnt touch it but those guys show whats up!!!
 
n00bz0r fisherman prolly never seened one afore. tho im no marine biologist and neither is anyone else here, it may look like a skate but there mite happen to be a big difference we arnt seeing.
 
from it. thats prolly why the dont think its a skate or something. skates and flounders make no noise.
 
"DUDE, last night me and my buddies were fishing and we caught an alein!"

"Holy shit! can I see it?

"uhhh. yeah... we umm... ate it!"

"right..."
 
i really dont believe that noise is coming from the thing.

did anyone else notice that that page was covered in naked women before haha, just an observation.
 
that came from the russian equivilant of The National Enquirer, or Star, or whatever those tabloids are called
 
what if its blood was acid like in those alien movies!

THEY COULDA DIED!

yeaaaaa its obviously bullshit.
 
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