What the fuck is wrong with this person?!?!?!?!

anti_bunk

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Animal Cruelty or Not

This story may upset many of you, therefore we have to keep the interviewee's name anonymous for her protection.

An animal doctor of 22 years is coming under some high heat for a new book that she is writing titled "Do Animals Have Souls". The book's premise deals with the question of whether or not animals have souls, but the way in which the doctor is doing her research on the topic may land her in jail.

"The only way in which I can truly find out if an animal has a soul is to look into an animals eyes while they are suffering or dead. I will not be able to write about something I do not know unless I go the extra mile to find out".

Doctor "X", which we will call her to protect her identity, has been torturing and killing animals of all species in order to do her research, but claims that she has to look into the eyes of a dying animal to see if it has a soul, "It breaks my heart to do my research, but if I didn't do it correctly then the world would never know which animals were created by God and which ones were not."

Way Weird Editor: "Please give us an example of your research techniques."

Doctor "X": "For example, I have discovered that cows do not have souls. I have looked into the eyes of a living cow, a dying cow, and a dead cow, and in all three instances each cow had the same emotional expression in their eyes. Here is a photo of me sitting down studying the eyes of a cow that is hanging upside down above me. Unfortunately I had to first starve the cow and then slice it's jugular artery. The cow's eyes appeared to have no emotional influence in them while it was starving and then dead. This proves that cows are not worthly of a soul. Now that's too bad."

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http://www.wayweird.com/archives/2003/jul/cow_inspiration.php

Way Weird Editor: "What animals have souls?"

Doctor "X": "Cats and dogs do have souls. In one study with a canine I studied his eyes for a five day period, and each day his eyes showed a different sense of emotion. So to prove my findings I put the dog to sleep by kindly executing the creature with a gun shot to its head. Within moments of the canine being deceased I saw that it's eyes showed an emotion of understanding and forgiveness for what I had done to it. This is not easy reasearch, but must be done."

Way Weird Editor: "You do understand that many people will find your research tactics to be cruel and unusual. How do you feel about all of the heat that you'll be under?"

Doctor "X": "My research has to be done. Without it we'll never know which animals we should protect and which ones we can do with out. Only truly naive people will find my research cruel and unusual. These people may not have souls themselves."

We asked Doctor "X" to provide us with more images from her research, but she said that we'll have to wait and by her book.

Please send us your feedback about Doctor "X" by emailing us at

 
wow all of that just so we can know if they were created by god? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! that lady makes me want to say mean things
 
wow. that pissed me off. of coarse all animals have souls you fucking...stupid...FUCK!

im sorry. but thats just wrong.
 
first of all i wanna say that you should not get so over worked about this. i did a reseach paper last year and found that between 50-100 million animals are killed/totured every year for medical research. And that is sad, i know and there is no real reason for it, because in fact most of the genetic coding in animals is diefferent than ours so it would be better to do some sort of stem cell research, especially now that its possible-talk to your president who is not in favor of such research.

Anyways, my point is that do not get worked but about this, science labs to WAY worse things to alot more pets and she is just one of the many things wrong with our society today. I do think she is wrong, but i also think its important not to load all the attention on her.

Also, many philosophical studies and great minds have been debating such a topic. and they talk about free will, and predestination and other. What it boils down to, is your own personal opinion i guess. Do animals feel pain-obviously they do cuz they wimper, do they bleed like humans, speak like humans, etc. I have a hard time watching our race/society sit around and debate how we are the best and no other animal comes even close to our capacitiy for this and that. WE ARE TRUELY ASSHOLES TO OUR SURROUNDINGS (animals and environment!) I hope in the future we figure out how to be more humble and innocent to animals and the environment that has been around billions of years longer than us!!

thanks if you actually read all this!!

and i do hate when people torture animals!!! i love my pets and would never intentionally hurt them
 
That lady is completly out of her mind and needs to put a way forever. That fucking website that talked with her shouldnt be protecting her ass they should report her and save those poor fucking animals.
 
how about instead of fuckin gettin all nerdy, we just live and let live cause we are all in fact alive, and its a good thing to be, and your numbers and jargon are just killin my high
 
what the fuck is the definition of a soul? If its the ability to feel emotion and love then I'd have to say that humans dont have one cuz that stuff comes from certain parts of the brain. Not some magical force inside only the most intelligent of species. i hate crazies
 
WTF, Research? how is this statisiclaly correct? what a fucking bitch, Id like to jam a knife dildo into her mouth roof and see if she has a soul
 
what a fucking stupid bitch. of course they dont. people dont either. when you die unfortinatly, that is probably it, the end, SORRY FUCKERS!
 
"I put the dog to sleep by kindly executing the creature with a gun shot to its head"

how the fuck is that kind?
 
That's a very good question that she is asking. The way that she's doing it is totally unethical. That being said, many scientific studies get to slaughter and hurt animals. So why can't a philosopher do it? Lame philosophy jokes please!
 
wow thats teriable but

It breaks my heart to do my research, but if I didn't do it correctly then the world would never know which animals were created by God and which ones were not... this is just too funny
 
This isnt fucking Medical research. this is fucking religious research. she is torturing animals to see if they have a non existent thing. souls arnt something you can prove to exist. if your religion says they exist then they exist, if you dont have a religion and only stick to proven knowledge then they dont exist. but trying to se science to see if animals have something that science does not beleive to exist is just wrong.

I feal like shooting her in the fucking head to see if she has a soul.
 
hahaha you have posted 3 times and nobody has listened, thats sweet, i believe you though, i dont think anyone who would become a vet would do that.
 
even though it's not real, for some reason it reminds me of people who say that God told them to kill their spouse/children.
 
he does do that. god has to stay entertained. and he doesnt have a childish sence of humour like you or I. hi s is far more developed his idea of a good joke is 10,000 people dying in two colapsing towers, or thousands of people losing their homes in a huricane, or people dying in a huge tidal wave. and when things like this happen you just have to hope that it was funny and entertaining enough for god to be satisfied for a while.
 
this broad is fucked up, someone do the same shit to her that she does to the animals and then decide if she has a soul or not
 
OMG that woman is horrible! Research or not, she has no right to kill innocent animals to "see if they have a soul". This is wrong on sooo many levels.
 
how can she look at the animals eyes and tell if they have a soul? thats like when chuck norris ate dirt off the ground and knew that a plane had crashed there.
 
wow thats not like that at all. how dare you doubt chuck's abilities. you should get a roundhouse kick to the face
 
Maybe I should check if she has a soul? I should execute her slowly and see if her eyes would change. I HATE THAT BITCH! Killing animals to know do they have souls... Of course animals have souls! I FUCKING HATE HER!
 
That bitch is fucking retarded. Just because different animals are designed so that they can make different facial expressions doesnt mean they do or do not have a soul. fuck
 
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