What the fuck is the Black Watch?

Gosh really?? How frightful that I could have got my facts so wrong. Thank you for setting me on the path of righteousness.

Kiss kiss.
 
It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky then. That made blue be your color. You had your knife there with you too. When you stood up there was goo all over your clothes. Your hands were sticky. You wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green. Oh Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this. You were already getting nervous again. Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up. Your head was almost empty. It always hurt you when you woke up like this. You crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk, waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you. You can see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it. "If God is our Father," you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin." Why didn't anyone else understand these important things? You got to your car and tried all the doors. They were locked. It was a red car and it was new. There was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat. Out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods. You began to walk towards them. Now red was your color and, of course, those little people out there were yours too.
 
haha this is an old thread, but funny as shit, and i still dont know what the hell "black watch is"?
 
"what the fuck is the internet?!"

but seriously they require and essay, and I'm all like fuck you phil, then he's all like fuck me, I'm going to burke next weekend and I'm gunna fuck you...then we laughed, had an awkward silence, and haven't spoken since.
 
actually its the candain army....

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jk
 
I think Black Watch is where all the people who love this site go to chill off the forums because its a place that is made sure only the best of the best of the best users can go. Its my goal to go there someday. Kinda like college.
 
uh, no, it's more like non-skigabber and skigabber had a nasty teenage whore daughter that 3/4 of the freeskiing population gets with every day
 
blakc watch is just a place full of losers, all they do is look at porn toghter and talk about crazy things like skiing
 
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