WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO!!!

so ive liked this girl for over 3 years, i talked to her a little bit but about two months ago i started talking to her a lot. We talk every day and she figured out i like her. I knew she liked someone else but I didnt really care yet. When she finally realised the guy she like was an asshole i thought i might get lucky and she might want to date me. Me and my friend took her to the mall and hung out with her and stuff and now she told me i have no chance and it turns out she likes him.. To add this all together, i found all this out today and its my birthday. wat should i do?
 
Realize she doesnt like you, and move on? Revenge will do nothing, revenge against your friend would be idiotic, and wallowing in the pain/hurt/whatever is entirely pointless.
 
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I think the answer is pretty obvious, You gotta pee in her butt. It shows masculinity and gives you an alpha male persona that bitches just dig. And she will wanna cuddle and maybe give you a hand job in her bed room when her parents fall asleep.
 
Don't be a jerk about it. Be stoked for your friend and start looking elsewhere. Sucks though. It's happened to me a couple of times....
 
the whole maybe she cant get with this dude so I have a chance is crap. You sir have been friend zoned and hard. Shitty but its a pretty clear cut case. Move on to the next one mang youll be better off for it. and or pee in her butt.
 
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