What the fuck do i do

TheMoostafian

TheMoostafian

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okay so if any of you have heard of daves insanity sauce you know its the hottest thing on the earth

anyways i just had some with some soup and it was delicious

but apparently i got some on my hand.. because i just went to take a piss and my dick feels like its on fire... im actually about to cry

so if anyone wants to help me out here that'd be good
 
just have a coming out party.. im sure youll find a few bros that will be nice enough to comfort you then..

no homo.
 
well with pepers youre sipposed to eat bread, and drink milk, so i guess douse your johnson wtih milk, than absorb it with bread?
or go the comon sense route and take a shower or something
 
Maybe put some sunburn spray on it?

You best be careful though, I hear your condition attracts bears.
 
yeah wash it in the shower is about all you can do probly. I know what you mean. I chopped up a really hot pepper (can't remember what kind, but small, red and REALLY hot) so I proceed to eat burritos, along with the rest of the people I was camping with, and they were delicious, but then I wiped my eyes for some reason and I guess I still had some pepper juice on my hand, because it stung insanely. I literally could not see for about 10 minutes and my eyes wouldn't stop watering. I ended up just sticking my face in a pot of water to flush my eyes out.
 
get some lotion then go look at the scene girls thread.

seriously though, go take a shower and scrub like you just got done with a Philippine prostitute.

 
holy shit i was just about to say that same exact phrase, wtf im on NS too much

id say fuck an apple pie/stick your dick in a glass of milk
 
Leave it and deal with the pain. Your jizz will be super spicy from now on!

Or like, fuck a glass of milk i guess. I'm not sure how comfortable that will be but it might help.
 
hurry and donate so you can get access to the hot girl thread, then wack it until the skin peels off
 
It's not really ironic since it's blatantly obvious to both parties. But haha, asians eat soy sauce. Yes.
 
Im not sure if that was a joke, but thats probably what i would try. Lol.

and tkae a shower, obviously.
 
it's legit.

You think it's just a coincidence that there's a hole in the middle of sliced canned pineapple?
 
wash it first off. its the oils that were in the sauce that actually sticks around even if it looks like theres no sauce there. use soap so it cuts out the oils from the sauce it wont help right away but its ur first step, secondly dip ur wang in a tall glass of milk. u prefer chocolate
 
i feel your pain bro. i did the same thing with jalapenos when makin nachos and honestly i went and took a shower and it didnt really help...it pretty much was the worst pain ever for a half hour.
 
call your best guy friend, a guy you are really comfortable with. ask him to come over immediately because you need his help. give him a glass of milk and ask him to gargle it then drop a $20 bill on the ground so that he gets down on his knees. while he's there still gargling tell him you need to blindfold him so that he can hit the pinata that you just hung up, then while he can't see anything put your dick in his mouth.

tried and true.
 
Maybe you should try the same thing with Dave's Gourmet Private Reserve Hot Sauce which is actually three times worse than the Insanity Sauce.
 
NOOOOOOOO! DONT USE SOAP. when i was little i tried washing my dick with soap and when it got inside my member shit got bad. prob not as bad as bad as the sauce but definitely wont make it feel any better.
 
I wash my dick all the time dude. I mean sure if you stick soap IN there it's gonna burn like hell... that's happened years ago fuckin terrible... but you have to clean it
 
its the truth. i stopped washing completely ever since that happened to me when i was a wee boy
 
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