What the fuck did i do last night?

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ski2824

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okay i wake up this morning in my bed, no idea how i got there. i am covered in cuts and bruses, and for some reason i have 75$ in my pocket. i am wearing 2 different shoes,i smell like vodka, and my head feels like its exploding from the inside. i get up and start to eat breckfast when some girl calls me and says i was great last night and she wants to see me agean. WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO LAST NIGHT!?!?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------WINTERisLIFE on AOLhttp://www.cobaincase.com/ LIVE FAST DIE PRETTY., 'I play Russian roulette every day, a man's sport, with a bullet called life'-SOAD 'i tried em once..felt gay.' -NS.com member on skiboards

 
sounds like you visited prince charles over in london, and had a nice saturday night cup of tea.

---

How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?

In a few years, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
 
man whore (he he he) ! Did she give u the cuts and bruises ?

= The Only Person Stopping You Is You =
 
i have no idea, i dont remember. i remember drinking vodka before i left, and then waking up in the morning with my head pounding...and at least i was safe, i found a condom wrapper in the other pocket lol

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------WINTERisLIFE on AOLhttp://www.cobaincase.com/ LIVE FAST DIE PRETTY., 'I play Russian roulette every day, a man's sport, with a bullet called life'-SOAD 'i tried em once..felt gay.' -NS.com member on skiboards

 
funny... this morning i woke up with a condom in my pocket, about $75 missing from my wallet, and a bloddy blade in my hand... and some chick beside me who just got off the phone as i woke up... she was laughing saying 'that loser' when she hung up.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing H.J.S. forever

'I don't do drugs... only drug I'll try is E - and it would be at a rave' Johan after me asking him if he wants to hotbox the Tremblant gondola with me.
 
that still dosent explain the shoe, lol

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------WINTERisLIFE on AOLhttp://www.cobaincase.com/ LIVE FAST DIE PRETTY., 'I play Russian roulette every day, a man's sport, with a bullet called life'-SOAD 'i tried em once..felt gay.' -NS.com member on skiboards

 
Dam when my mom got home from darryls she told me the whole story..

Me and my freinds are talking....

Darren.W: Kaylas a slut, her favort saying is, lets play army u lay down and I'l blow u away,

Darren2(ME):Ya,she hot,

Cody(Dspin540): I got one.. Lifes like a dick when it gets hard, fuck it.

Us: Um.... What???
 
AHAAHAHAHAH thats the best story ever man!!ahahaa

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!

pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

 
...did you just admit to me having sex with your mom? that was a little odd...

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing H.J.S. forever

'I don't do drugs... only drug I'll try is E - and it would be at a rave' Johan after me asking him if he wants to hotbox the Tremblant gondola with me.
 
LOL!!!!! HAHAHHA dude.....htat was messed up shit! And that was hte best story ever!

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
i cant remember what i did five minutes ago...and its wuite annoying...cause i cant think of what i couldve done...

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

tva tva uuuh
 
that's a pretty awesome story.. maybe somethin happened like dude, where's my car.. and you have the continuum transfunctioner and all this weird shit.. all the possibilities..shibbyy

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
 
I was addopted ok!!!

Me and my freinds are talking....

Darren.W: Kaylas a slut, her favort saying is, lets play army u lay down and I'l blow u away,

Darren2(ME):Ya,she hot,

Cody(Dspin540): I got one.. Lifes like a dick when it gets hard, fuck it.

Us: Um.... What???
 
Dam this is starting to sound like a bad soap opera

Me and my freinds are talking....

Darren.W: Kaylas a slut, her favort saying is, lets play army u lay down and I'l blow u away,

Darren2(ME):Ya,she hot,

Cody(Dspin540): I got one.. Lifes like a dick when it gets hard, fuck it.

Us: Um.... What???
 
anyone else read a thread than go to make a post than sit there looking at the message box forgetting what the hell the thread was talking about? or is it just my slowness?

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing H.J.S. forever

'I don't do drugs... only drug I'll try is E - and it would be at a rave' Johan after me asking him if he wants to hotbox the Tremblant gondola with me.
 
I think tanner hall is the best skier

Me and my freinds are talking....

Darren.W: Kaylas a slut, her favort saying is, lets play army u lay down and I'l blow u away,

Darren2(ME):Ya,she hot,

Cody(Dspin540): I got one.. Lifes like a dick when it gets hard, fuck it.

Us: Um.... What???
 
Oh shibby! 'Dude we were so wasted last night.' i went out and rented that movie last night. have you gotten in any trouble with a gender challenged stripper yet?

CO represent!!!

'Nobody has ever skied the K-12 and lived!'

 
Fucking a girl and then not remembering it would suck.. especialy if she was really hot

Good Old English
 
Yeah, what if you agree to meet up with said girl and you find out shes uuuuugly?

'Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.' -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
 
Smelled like vodka, eh? Hmmm...That would explain it!

___________________________

Andrew

'...And sometimes I park, in handicapped spaces,

While handicapped people, make handicapped faces'

-I'm an Asshole by Dennis Leary
 
Ya if you agree to meet up with that girl again you better tell her to meet you in a specific spot in a public place so you can cruise by and make sure she isn't ugly.

I like my chicks like my whips, topless
 
okay, i talked to my friends and this is what happened. i drank a huge amount of red bull and vodka, a six pack, and a bowl of dank with vicoden. they tell me we were driving around and they all bet me 75$ i wouldent try to jump out the car window into the back of the pickup of a friend going 30 MPh. i made the jump, stood up and helled yeah! and then i lost my balence and fell out hahahaha. they say i got head in the movie theater from some hot girl, and then i fucked her in the parking lot lol. and i guess i put on one of my friend shoes when we left his party. i am seeing this girl agean in a couple days, and my friends say she's real hot.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------WINTERisLIFE on AOLhttp://www.cobaincase.com/ LIVE FAST DIE PRETTY., 'I play Russian roulette every day, a man's sport, with a bullet called life'-SOAD 'i tried em once..felt gay.' -NS.com member on skiboards

 
that fucking hilarious.....thats awomse.....

--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--

--Martin Snaps Is A Fag--just kidding--or am i?
 
What if your freinds made all this shit up and planted the evidence?

'Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.' -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
 
that would be even Funnyer!!

Me and my freinds are talking....

Darren.W: Kaylas a slut, her favort saying is, lets play army u lay down and I'l blow u away,

Darren2(ME):Ya,she hot,

Cody(Dspin540): I got one.. Lifes like a dick when it gets hard, fuck it.

Us: Um.... What???
 
ok dude... er - dude's, last night was the most fucked up things I have ever experienced. started with the airport fucking up my lugage and it being back in T. while I was in whister. So, like any man - I started drinking. I drank like, a 26er of Absolute, than a few beers... than went to the bar. this is where my memory gets blurry... I remember talking to Rob Clark (from Corbett's Ski Shop), than aparently i started like, stumbling so i got the boot from the bar. Next I remember I'm on the highway north of Whistler (nowhere close to the village) without any shoes. So - I started hitchhiking (seamed like the most logical thing to do at the time). I got picked up by this dude who used to be a taxi driver in town - turns out I was hitching the wrong directions and walking even further out of town. He drove me home safe and I was happy. Woke up this morning with cuts, scrapes and bruses all over my body and hungover as fuck. skiing was damn fun today - whistler is way better than ontario.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing H.J.S. forever

'I don't do drugs... only drug I'll try is E - and it would be at a rave' Johan after me asking him if he wants to hotbox the Tremblant gondola with me.
 
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