What super hero would get the most ass?

[timmi]

ill leave it up to you.

 

[comeatmebro]

wonder woman.

a woman can get as many men as she wants, you never specified gender. so yeah, wonder woman.

 

[beer.]

superman, obviously. if everything about him is superior to a normal man, then every woman on earth would want to try him out for a roll in the hay.

on a side note, imagine if you had tackled the VT shooter and beaten him down while he was on his spree? imagine how much ass you would get around campus. in addition to just being the man, basically.

 

[[]Soul_Steeze[]]

captain planet!!!

haha no but seriously id say superman

 

[leckett1]

The Punisher

 

[Calb3rt]

Brock Sampson

 

[timmi]

thats what i was thinkin.

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

batman. Bruce Wayne is rich and good looking so he gets all kind of ladies. Spiderman and Superman are both nerds in their every day lives so they don't get all that action.

 

[invader98]

chuck norris

 

[comeatmebro]

great minds think alike.

 

[Piste.Off]

the flash, he has sex so fast then he goes to another girl at lightining speeed. flash end of thread

 

[TechnoPotamus]

that is correct.

 

[Age]

Orgasmo and Choder Boy. Easily.

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Captain Underpants.

 

[Alexander_Keith]

And I thought I was the only one with the tackling school shooter fantasy...

 

[Age]

As they said in Mallrats, no woman would be able to handle Superman...he would shoot a load like a buckshot, it'd tear a womans box apart. The only woman who could handle Superman would be Wonder Woman.

 

[kyle_w]

the flash. i mean, he could just walk up, put it in a bitch, get done and she would never even know because he was that fast about it.

 

[Arabian.]

Choda boy

 

[staffpro]

reed richards from fanatastic four because he could extend..... errr lol

 

[timmi]

haha now that you bring up fantastic 4...whoever jessica alba was in that movie...

 

[Shpadoinkle]

i'm a fish in my spare time, i love the water so much so i would havta say aquaman.

 

[Nicholas.]

id have to say santa, think about it...he can get into any house he wants...and no one ever wakes up. feel me?

note: if you dont think santa is a superhero then FUCK YOU!

 

[Lateralis]

captain planet

 

[babujib]

quailman

 

[QuazBotch]

Toilet Seat Man!

 

[fuzz.]

i agree

 

[BeerGoggles]

ironman=dildo (does he cum oil?)

Or the joker...because all women want is man that can make them laugh

 

[calebski.]

the evil black spiderman

 

[timmi]

this is the picture that sparked my interest in the subject. i am actually handing this in to my teacher as a part of a project

 

[MFinSLC]

quailman

 

[grams.]

hahahahaha nothing can top that

 

[proZach]

i just laughed at that. hahaha.

 

[danbrown]

lexington steele

 

[calebski.]

haha

 

[FUUUCK]

the thing

 

[jason...]

1. wonderwoman, cause any guy would tap that

2. Superman, cause almost any girl would tap that

3. Captain Underpants, hes just straight up ballin'

 

[Mr_Bojangles]

A shapeshifter, like mystique. For obvious reasons.

 

[rudager]

the thing

 

[-Kieran-]

prolly the invisible man cause he could go lift up girls skirts and grab there tits so i guess he would get the most ass without the girl agreeing

 

[calebski.]

^agreed lol

 

[BillyMFBadass]

hahahahahahahaha definately Chuck motha fuckin Norris!!!!

 

[Elijah.]

Eric Pollard, because his steeze literally blows womens clothes off.

 

[derbski]

the irresistable mullet

 

[Jhorski]

yes!!! this is so very true

 

[Drewykins]

the beast cuz well he is a beast.

 

[skithesprings]

the elastic man from fantastic four

yeah you know why

 

[leckett1]

Venom's teeth are quite the turnoff I'm sure

 

[Dan.]

you are so right. any body guard with a jew fro mullet can score with anybody

 

[californiagrown]

you guys are all wrong, the Green Lantern was the best ladies man ever. His super power was actually being able to scmooze the ladies no joke. Best evah

 

[A[yellow]Nation]

good call

 

[east_toast]

Wolverine who looks the most manly of all superheros