what song at your funeral?

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'First they would suspend my body from wires attached to the ceiling, all the lights in the church would be off, and all of the people would be let into the church. After everyone is in they would start playing techno and then strobe lights would start and a disco ball, and then my body would be dropped from the ceiling and it would be shook to the beat of the music. Everyone would be able to hear my mom going 'OHH MY GODD!' and her extreme sobbing'

-ScratchCobra66 talking about his ultimate funeral
 
FiveO, it's no loss, Dust in the wind is all played out. Secondly, P-JO, you DESERVE to die for saying that puff daddy cover. What a load of shit. For a while there, that guy was making his living off ruining parts of old songs. And you wouldn't want the original, since it was a creepy song about stalking some girl.

I don't really give a shit, but if i had to choose, maybe 'And It Stoned Me' by Van Morrison... but I haven't put a lot of thought into it.

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Walk Away - Ben Harper; or

Last Goodbye - Jeff Buckley

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Something by cannibal corpse

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ESE TAKEOVER!!

TMC WUUUUUUT

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Drop Bombs

Not Cliffs
 
Even after all - Finely Quaye

no question, that song represents everything.

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id pick the most annoying song in the world so they would just finally leave me the fuck alone. maybe something from hillary duff.

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
hahaha, this is great. killy, code blue would be a great song.

I'm thinking:

wake me up before you go go

oingo bonga - deadman's party

haha. all these songs just came to my mind:

simple minds - don't forget about me

coldplay - trouble

collective soul - world i know

nightranger - sister christian

disturbed - darkness

enigma - return to innocence

journey - when the lights go down

and SMASHING PUMPKINS - tonight tonight, to forgive

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
i actually just went straight to the 2nd page then read the first after i responded. i copied the real comedian also.

I dont want a large Farva!
 
'AMAZING GRACE' PLAYED BY 4 BAGPIPES cuz bagpipes are the shit!!

To all the Killaz and the $100 Dolla Billaz.....Midwestskier.com
 
Weezer - Island in the Sun

And you're not allowed to attend unless you're fully dressed in an animal mascot suit! Bastards.

 
gary jewels (sp?) - madworld, its at the end of donnie darko

Is there another word for synonym?

shut up donny, your out of your element-The big lebowski

 
code blue... oh dear... 'i creep on over to the mortuary, lift up the casket and um...'yeah... what a song. let me pose you this question in regards to that masterwork... tsol or nekromantix?

as for me i would go with gabriel faure's requiem.

-you think you can take us on... you and your cronies-
 
i think id have an open bar + hire some crazy local band + have them go nuts. i want ppl to party at my funeral... not be all sad + eat mini tunafish sandwiches.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours?

life is too short so love the one you got cause you might get run over or you might get shot - sublime

save lives. ride line.
 
what's left of the flag by flogging molly, something by the strokes, 311, chili peppers, afi, or thrice, and fourty six and two by tool, and sink into the underground by cky

find em fast, kill em slow

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
 
chopin's-funeral march

on the greek ship

lolypop

its a sweet trip

to the candy shop

where bon-bons play

on the sunny beaches of peppermint bay
 
mad world by gary jules. that or mary had a little lamb

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests

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queen

*$*Carny*$*

some fag skier kid- i can pull a 180 on to a 20 foot rail and a 180 off.

Chauncy- Wouldn't sac yourself?

kid- Nooo

Me- We don't have 20 foot rails here, we only have a 8 footer.

Kid-......

Me- I hear B.S.

Kid- ummmmm....

I survived the Great Spamming of 2004-eh Chauncy
 
mad world, what are you trying to get everybody as depressed as possible?

on the greek ship

lolypop

its a sweet trip

to the candy shop

where bon-bons play

on the sunny beaches of peppermint bay
 
well, it just a kickass song. but yea, that probably owuldnt help the situation very much, would it?

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests

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the theme song to the Simpsons

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stevie wonder-overjoyed he would be there playing it live

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sir mix-a-lot - jump on it.

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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
 
heaven is a halfpipe by OPM

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

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'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

 
Mr. Blue Sky- nerfherder version or maybe the original.

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wank in a thunder storm, it will make you feel like Thor

 
what comiedian is that anyways?

Farp for Life.

'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'

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depends how I die... if I die in my sleep or from being sick or something like that, I don't really know but something average I guess... if I die doing something cool like dropping a massive cliff or flying off a rollercoaster or something I want something that screams awesome way to die... this chick was cool and hardcore...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die
 
it's nick swardson who does that

Hey baby, can't remember who it's by, but have a bunch of band people who i know to play it, we did that at my old band teachers funeral, it was really nice.

-at least you went down naked-

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
 
Miles Davis - Kind of Blue

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Under The Sea by Guttermouth. And I want to be buried at sea.

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-PhattTim

 
'only in dreams' by weezer

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i would have that irish drinking song about 'week long vacations will still be my death...' that's a pretty rockin' song. I would want my funeral to be a big party newayz.

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im glad to see that the second greatest song after code blue got mentioned....

'i could harpoon a whale, put its blubber up for sale, gee that would be great. i could sautee the legs of a friendly octopus, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8...'

-you think you can take us on... you and your cronies-
 
'raindrops' armour for sleep or 'good enough' by taking back sunday

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when you land a really good trick, its fun for people to watch, if you crash really bad, its still fun for other people to watch.
 
hmmm maybe every breath you take but idk if it should be the puffy one or the sting one. or maybe like daylight by aesop rock

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When the colour of the night

and all the smoke for one life

gives way to shaky movements,

improvisational skills,

a forest of whispering speakers

let’s swear that we will

get with the times,

in a current health to stay

let’s get friendship right

get life day-to-day

in the forget-yer-skates dream

full of countervailing woes

In diverse-as-ever scenes

proceeding on a need-to-know

in a face so full of meaning

as to almost make it glow

0’ for a good life, we just might have to weaken

and find somewhere to go

go somewhere we’re needed

find somewhere to grow

grow somewhere we’re needed.

when the colour of the night

and all the smoke in one life

gives way to shaky movements,

improvisational skills

in the forest of whispering speakers

let’s swear that we will

get with the times,

in a current health to stay

let’s get friendship right

get life day-to-day

in the forget-yer-skates dream

full of countervailing woes

In diverse-as-ever scenes

proceeding on a need-to-know

in a face so full of meaning

as to almost make it glow

0’ for a good life, we just might have to weaken

and find somewhere to go

go somewhere we’re needed

find somewhere to grow

grow somewhere we’re needed

find somewhere to go

let’s go somewhere we’re needed

find somewhere to grow

We grow where we are needed

cause in the forget-yer-skates dream

you can hang your head in woe

and this diverse-as-ever scene

know which way to go

name this song.

Its a good life if you dont weaken

its gonna rain!
 
i want Will Ferrel to sing 'dust in the wind', like in school. but it wouldn't be complete if his voice doesn't crack in the middle.

Always remember. . .Pray for snow
 
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