what song at your funeral?

alpinecowboy84

alpinecowboy84

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what song would you want to be played as your remaining family members and family send you into the land of the unknown?

i'd go with 'return to innocence' by enigma (what a guilty pleasure that one is) or 'out of gas' by modest mouse.

what the hell would you pick?

we got it nice nice nice
 
anything by enya man, there songs are so peacfull its not funny. if i had to choose one, it would be the gladiator them song by enya

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I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
First they would suspend my body from wires attached to the ceiling, all the lights in the church would be off, and all of the people would be let into the church. After everyone is in they would start playing techno and then strobe lights would start and a disco ball, and then my body would be dropped from the ceiling and it would be shook to the beat of the music. Everyone would be able to hear my mom going 'OHH MY GODD!' and her extreme sobbing.

Farp for Life.

'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'

'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'

'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'

 
^hahahaha holy shit that was funny

slayer-seasons in the abyss

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i met larry david , AND I KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
^hahahaha holy shit that was funny

slayer-seasons in the abyss

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i met larry david , AND I KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
^lol, a funeral rave

please bury me with it-modest mouse

Is there another word for synonym?

shut up donny, your out of your element-The big lebowski

 
that would be the craziest funeral of all time.

My song is 'I'm already there' by Lonestar. They play this song for service man. Very touching, you sould download it.

Cody

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 2

Skiing is never a sport, but a lifestlye.
 
it's my funeral and i'll die if i want to, die if i want to, die if i want to

A homophobe once told me that skiing on parabolics is like getting a blowjob from a gay guy, it feels good until you look down.

 
that was daniel tosh who came up with that funeral with the wires and techno music i think.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun
 
yea asac, it was definitely done by stand-up. ha, u and i figured it out

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEE
 
um... im dead so i guess it doesnt really matter.

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
if I died of drunk driving I would pick

Phil Collins - In the air tonight

any other cause

Puff daddy - every breath you take.. or the original version.. i dont care.

1080 boots for sale!

-Pat
 
hallowed be thy name. nothin' like maiden at a funeral. actually, i don't know.... it'd probably end up being zeppelin, I mean if I don't decide ahead of time, that's what they play anytime someone in my family dies, not stairway though, definitely not stairway.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
^the rain song.

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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
 
rjd2 - ghostwriter ,maybe, main guache by quasimojo...basically any good instrumental that influences me in some way

Here Comes A Special Boy!
 
Grateful Dead cover of 'Knockin on Heavens Door'

or

Jimmy Cliff 'Many Rivers To Cross'

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Junction 133

Rural Uproar Teaser

'i also love anal sex...taking and giving, theres nothing better than a fat black cock ripping your anus a little bit when you wake up each morning...email me....i am wafreeskier@hotmail.com'

-Alpentalik
 
the entire soundtrack from Grease

or

Cheer up! By Reel Big Fish

Girl, you know its true.

'yup you're right' - strode420
 
Highway to hell - AC/DC

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
joker - steve miller band

sex bomb - tom jones 2 greatest songs of all time

that funeral with that guy hanging there would be downright nasty.

 
Either 'Who let the dogs out' or

'Dont you forget about me' by Simple Mind, that rocked on breakfast club and on Family Guy, one kick ass song for a funeral

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Team Fresh
 
Sweet child of Mine- GnR

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- Josh Rainey

- Jackson Hole

I ain't the type of brotha made for you to start tessin', give me a smith and wesson and i'll have niggas undressin' -nas

My state of mind purple

'hide it in a vibrator and then stick it up your butt and let it vibrate the whole plane ride and through customs. good luck hiding your tiny ass boner while you do it.'-ericpollardkillsit

my gfs sister is fucken hot, so is her mom, i lay in bed at night with my hand on my dick thinking about an incested orgy with the 3 of them, i blow so fast-Lateralis
 
Sleep the Clock Around-Belle and Sebastian

or

If you're feeling sinister,by them too.

That's were i picked up my name from.Quite obvious.

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Proudly defending the right of being a Spaniard.Hell yeah!
 
Invincible - Capone n' Noreaga

-Ira

Member No. 8857

Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
orion- metallica.... like cliff burton was

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

 
some dashboard confessional and some saves the day.

I'd probably eat human if i didn't know where it came from. - Nick Mercon

How many telemarkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? none theyre all dirty hippies with no electricity.- Greg Tuffelmire

 
teambosquet or wahtever i swear to god im going to kick u in the balls for taking my idea,so besides DUST IN THE WIND ill have to say...'laid' from american wedding...better than ezra-good...or...billy squire-stroke me

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
blink 182 i miss you. or the p. diddy version of ill be missing you or go with the police version

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
 
the beatles - in my life will be one of them. nothing depressing, if people play something really depressing at my funeral i'll come back and haunt them.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
pretty much anything by Andrea Bocelli... it's all in italian and not quite opera, but its really relaxin and jus cool and shit.... it rules

Anti-Flag

-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-

all girls should swallow and enjoy anal sex - Lateralis

 
another on bites the dust. and then icp FUCK THE WORLD>.

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five-o's ideas on newbie hazing

'send vigilantes to their house,tape theyre eyelids open and make them watch tubgirl for hours at gunpoint while their parents beat the shit out of their girl or boyfriend in the background and then fuck on the floor beside the computer'

have i ever made a better post?
 
id probably go with somethin mellow by Bob Marely just cause i like reggae

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Pat

Repin the CMP

'Emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can free our minds'

~Bob Marley~

 
almost forgot styx-renegade,beatles-there are places i remember cheap trick-if u want my/surrender

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
Code Blue by T.S.O.L. haahahahaha

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-steve

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]
 
master of puppet...metallica..ha

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Being out there skiing every day, good or bad, just playing around with friends, with no contests or filming- that is the real spirit of skiing for me. that is why i started skiing, and if i lose those moments that is what will make me stop skiing.
 
lol yeah it was a stand up thing, it was great.

Farp for Life.

'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'

'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'

'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'

 
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