WHAT SKIS should i get?

TheStamos

TheStamos

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i like ski's, i mostly want a cool graphic. I dont care about performance. I just want something that i look good holding when i walk though the parking lot. Any ideas? i weigh about 90 to uhh 300 pound's and i live in florida. I figure im an aggresive skier with very good snowplow ability's .. My mom says she is proud and im the best stopper on the hill. It only takes me 43 feet!!!!! Anyways im 20 years old, wich ski look's the coolest? oh yeah i ski alot like 4 days a year and i need something that doesnt scratch inthe days because they wouldnt look as cool .. thank you

"you only live once, Just Fucking go for it!!"

 
and so the summer threads start...Nick, if you are looking solely for the cool factor what you need to do is get next year's ANT pros, they'll be about ten inches taller than you making you look really Xtreeme, and i'd recommend you buy two pairs, one for the parking lot and walking around the village and one for the heavy duty agressive Xtreeme skiing you will be doing on your annual trip from florida to vail each year. The color scheme on that ski will also match the oakley one piece and contrast your natural hair color well.

Jesus, i can't believe i just typed that, i need to go ride my bike.

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I do not support indian(red) fugatives and i hope that this man is soon caught and brought to justice for his crime's.. this is a ski thread i am asking all you people what ski makes me the coolest and this guy bring's up an indian fugative , You sir are not helping me find an attractive ski.

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Get some really really fat skis, like Line prophets, they look cool walking down the road.

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you probably wont support the invaders, or the 176 ar5, as they have demeaning graphics. i would say the arvs, but their graphics are too bright and just dont fit florida. i suggest you buy some teneighties and spraypaint them hot pink

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Just get the heaviest, longest, widest skis as possible.

They make your sag-steeze SO steezed out. Or maybe the Invaders, i dont know if you've heard of them or not, but no-one will have them, so get them, you'll be SO awesome.

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Again, i am not haroring criminal's', i do not approve of invader's, I would not like viking's raping my friend's and family. The prophet does sound good though i mean he could tell me whats gonna happen in the future and be my direct connection to god. Stop trying to get me to hang out with this random people and find me a fucking ski you silly billygoat's.

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the only way to get a truely dope ski is to widdle it out of wood yourself. then paint it with watercolors. trust me, youll get the ladies.

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^haha, that sounds like a damn good idea. im gonna go do taht right now.

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You get skis for the sole purpose of skiing them and shredding a whole season of them. Not just for looks.

"and then I found 5 bucks and got an HJ"
 
Like i said i dont care about performance, and sorry im dont understand your hippy language "shred" Wtf is that? im thinking about getting rossi cut's, whatcha say to that?

haha i think its funny when people take this shit seriously

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rossi cuts? you don't belong on this site. Also shredding is widely used by tons of skiers and snowboarders. WTF? yeah that word spelled like that for online lingo is not cool, leave now.

"and then I found 5 bucks and got an HJ"
 
yea i bet u do live a bit TOO east.....i applaud u

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

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Should i keep going? what the hell, i find the Cut's are what most of the cool kid's are on so why not me. I can get them for like 450 because i have insane hookup's so i might as well get those.

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dude, those skis at that price = you'd be a sucker not to buy them, you think you can get two pairs, one for me? I'll pay you back.

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I dont no man, i barely know you and well people with hook ups like myself dont hang out with people like you. Maybe if you get me 500 i will talk to my guy and see what we can do. i mean there semi twintip's and are the softest park ski on the market, not to mention they are very attractive looking.i know my ski's, trust me and i know that the Rossi cut is the one of if not the best park ski on the market... period

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I'm going to be NS-nostalgic and say: Get yourself a spiffy new pair of Elan Airtwists!

By the way, Nick, you are the wind beneath my wings for making this thread.

 
no way! elans are pretty good. at least they're made by real men, and not by the bunch of hypocritical "newschooler" like Line.

but seriously, if you want to get respect from all us homeboys, you need to get a pair of salamon crossmax tens or atomic supercross!!

they're called "cross" because it means that its possible to do huge iron crosses with these skis. other skis cant do that.

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My "dealer' < thats what we call them in the ski business said he can hook you up(skimack) with a pair of cut's for 450 . I went ahead and ordered them for you. I decided not to get them though. I finally decided on my ski for next year.. The kastle super carve 2xx thousand . THE BEST PARK SKI ON THE PLANET!!!! Wow i have hookups i only payed 400 for them. WOO HOO FOR ME

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no get the salomon crossmaxes, they have the awesomest graphics and they have cool texture! get really short ones so that people know youre so cool you could almost be a snowlerblader!

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if I ever see Shane McConkey, I'm going to point at his skis and go 'Dude, they look like waterskis!' just to keep the trend going.

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i don't know, the Hart Fosvision's are pretty radical, They have red and blue graphics that will have you styling for miles!!!!!!!!!!

 
go with ski blades. they are going to be so hot next summer. chicks will be falling all over you.

 
the ant pro's would suit you best.

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yeah you should get the ant pros, and some new ar5's for the 2 day's you ski in the east. They look hella cool too, all the ns will ride them

Its only for decoration thats it and thats all

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nick...i would say go with the k2 phatluv's man...these things shred the gnar...

although...it may be too much of a ski for you if youre considering the ant pros or the propets. with those you may be able to throw as styley spread eagles as me...we'll see

 
AHAHA A few of you actually tryed to help, how nice of you but how stupid.

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