What skiing Videos Need

All you 14 year old boob fiends would ruin ski movies if given the chance. Keep sex in porn and skiing in ski movies. Except add Owen Wilson.

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-Dan

Theory-3 Media
 
what if jenna jameson could ski?

i think chris rock might make a good addition as well

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 this is the life God chose for me...
 
How come no one has made a skiing porn? And if so where can i get a copy?

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The past is behind you, the only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future.

 
yeah dude! owen wilson is so fuckin sick in yeah right!.. he's hot right now.. but in ski movies i think that exact science will be sick as fuck

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
owen wilson is like one of my favorite actors, shanghai noon and knights kick ass, as does zoolander

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
P.S. I've heard from some VERY reliable sources that the brothers Wilson are going to be in the next FARP... but let's try to keep that on the DL...

Teddy

''It's good to know everything.''

SRMC

Poniverus
 
Owen Wilson used to ski, he was a fuckin style king and actually won a few comps too, but then he fell out of the gondola one day and face planted, now his nose is fucked up forever . . . he hasn't hit the slopes since

------------------------------------------------------------ I'm outta Fairfield, CT the home of apple pie, crack cocaine and the thigh master
 
^sad story...

Jigga say wha??

*OFFICAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES

Member of the lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl club
 
Really? That would be cool. He's the coolest fucking guy in hollywood. Stoner of the Year, gnarly skater (front blunt, bluntside). Too bad people are always biting his shit... YEAH RIGHT!

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-Dan

Theory-3 Media
 
WHen i was in park city i saw Mariah Carey and Carmen Electra i know that Mariah skis but im not to sure about carmen electra she was just waling around the village with her Playboy Beanie on i was like wow.

 
If Bottle Rocket was skiing related it would rule all.

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*
 
hahaha. that part in yeah right is so good

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anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

Everytime someone agrees with me, I feel I must be wrong
 
Yeah Right! is the sickest shit ever, Spike Jonze is the man. He did lots of great stuff like the Praise You and Sabotage videos. Not to mention start girl skateboards.

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-Dan

Theory-3 Media
 
everyone's always biting my shit, you know how that goes. i got 2 minutes of footage but i'm not gonna show any of it cause its all been done in 411 issue number 52.

 
man all i know is canalli better watch his ass when this video comes out. if he says shit about yeah right, im gonna punk his ass

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anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

Everytime someone agrees with me, I feel I must be wrong
 
i was thinking have a ski movie on one side of the screen and porn on the other, so you could watch skiing then wtach porn on the pther side.

'If you've got neon light's your just basically saying, im a fuckwhit!'- friend
 
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