What should we name our new bong?

[Lskier_]

title says it all

 

[erikK]

smash it on the ground and rethink your life

 

[Newschoolers55]

Ops Masturbation Weapon.

 

[Titus69]

Bill Bong Thornton

 

[first_rodeo]

....i remember my first soft glass

 

[first_rodeo]

....i remember my first soft glass

 

[CaptainObvious.]

Smoking Lamp.

 

[Backyard.Skier]

call it "shit china glass"

 

[PeppermillReno]

The smokegina.

 

[kirbstopper]

Tokahontis

 

[Lskier_]

....i remember my first soft glass

....i remember my first double post

 

[DirtYStylE]

No picture. What kind of a savage are you?

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

large glass penis with one ball

 

[Bogs]

Vegeta

 

[HornyOrphan]

"kron Jeremy"

 

[Lskier_]

Vegeta

taking this into serious consideration

 

[GrapeHunter]

Billy... Billy Bong

 

[S.J.W]

Calling the police on you, you criminal scum

 

[theabortionator]

title says it all

"we're lame and horribly uncreative"

 

[Dddsz]

Bob the bubbler

 

[Heart]

Nip slip

 

[doot]

peg

 

[im_Mongo]

Who is "we" is this like a family bong?

 

[Lskier_]

Who is "we" is this like a family bong?

its our local churches

 

[im_Mongo]

its our local churches

"the reverend"

 

[THREEFINGERSDEEP]

the terminator

 

[im_Mongo]

Bongo

 

[arnie_grape]

its our local churches

the lung diddler

 

[_Ryan_]

if you're under the age of 16 (I'm assuming you are) i suggest you do yourself a favour and stop smoking weed... Having a fried brain isn't fun

 

[Bogs]

taking this into serious consideration

Cool. I'm pretty mediocre as far as smoking skills go, but I take a lot of pride in my ability to name pieces.

 

[Titus69]

Bill Bong Thornton

*Billy

 

[Stinging_Roger]

LeBong James

 

[Puns]

call it knife so when u all faded you ask for the knife and peeps b like "wha~~~~~

and it sounds ultra sick x100trust

alternatively kushmere, avatar dank, nug grave or incendiary area

 

[Peter.]

boner champ

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

Janet

 

[Titus69]

Op I think my comment reigns supreme, post bong pic with nametag "Billy Bong Thornton" on it.

 

[CHORIZO]

Err time i named a bong it wuz kuz me an tha cr3w were hella blazed out 420 and we laughed about sum shit an named the peice about tit, not sitting in frunt ov my computer eating cheetos. If ur gon stone stone correctly u nerd shit thres

 

[Sno.]

cisco.

then when people ask why you named it cisco, you can start singing..."let me see that bong...that bong bong bong bong bong."

 

[CHORIZO]

cisco.

then when people ask why you named it cisco, you can start singing..."let me see that bong...that bong bong bong bong bong."

This isnt the 90s anymore

name it bongye west

 

[Sno.]

This isnt the 90s anymore

name it bongye west

ouch.

Barack Obonga

 

[.boz]

had a bong once named Ray Lewis...

it would hit you so hard it would literally kill you

like ray lewis

 

[erikK]

smash it on the ground and rethink your life

My comment has by far the most upvotes. The rules around here are that when you make a thread like this OP, you listen to the post with the most upvotes.

Get to it

 

[no_steeze]

Name it "some cock" so you can say "hey do you guys want to smoke some cock?" or "not much, just smoking some cock" or "today was crazy, I smoked some cock first thing in the morning" or "pardon my cough, i have resin from some cock in my throat"

 

[FrenchFry]

Thumper