What should my girlfriend get me for my birthday?

[K2_Pubz_360]

I have no idea what to tell the girl...i have absolutely no ideas. She doesnt want to get me clothes for some reason. I cant think of one thing to tell her. NS give me some ideas, please...anything.

 

[mothaeast]

if she cant think of something shes a bitch

 

[Parkboy]

how bout you just go rub tummies

 

[AntifreezeSteeze]

how long have you been going steady?

 

[babujib]

bj and a steak

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Maybe she can buy you one of these?

A donation to the greatest site ever?

 

[RICK_ROSS]

a vagina?

 

[cobra_commander]

that might just be the worst birthday present i have ever heard. worst then McDonalds gift cirtificates, worse then Cards that say "I donated $___.__ in your name to _______ charity.

A nice steak dinner followed up with a good night ought to be enough.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

It's just a birthday. I mean his mom should be getting presents instead of him.

 

[BRMN]

steak and a bj

 

[Shpadoinkle]

There's already a day for that, silly.

But I was just saying that birthday's are overrated.

 

[R@ggaMuffin]

blumpkin

/endthread

 

[babujib]

read above

 

[carbon.pulse]

That made my day. +karma

 

[Atypical]

Dirty Sanchez and a ham sammitch.

 

[blunts]

hahahaha DEFINATLY

 

[Parkboy]

yeah how bout a little vacation time man? a weekend at a really nice ski cabin? who wouldn't want a good weekend on the hill and top it off in a cabin with your gf each night?

 

[skiEER]

my ex girlfriend did that for me once it sucked. She spent over a grand and it still was boring because she was a terrible snowboarder

 

[eric25]

This.

 

[sowstochd]

at the same time

 

[Parkboy]

true, i guess it depends if your girlfriend knows how to ride or not

 

[BASS_PRO_SHOP]

she should give you something regardless of what day it is. shes a woman. she owes it to you.

 

[General_Shredgnar]

haha you have to wait for "BJ and steak day" for that one.

 

[Malcolm]

thats exactly what i was going to say. that way she wont buy you some useless expensive shit because she didnt want to cheap out

 

[popNfresh44]

love