What should I name my newfixed gear bike?

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dilman

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It is a bike with a baby blue frame, black wheels, pink griptape and bull horn bars. So far the names i've come up with are: Ruby, Sadie, Rowland, No Name, Fist, Sloan, Bruce, Brock, Lexie, Jannet, and The Silencer. I personally like Rowland, Bruce, Fist or Sloan.

I would apprecieate suggestions! Thanks!
 
"I'm a dumbass Hipster who latches onto every trend he comes across - including using bikes traditionally used by messengers for their ease of use, though I have not, nor do I have any plans to, become a messenger or develop any sense of individuality whatsoever."

 
or maybe you're saying that cause you try to look cool in front of all of the others that are trying to help out a kid. And fixies were invented because you dont have to worry about brakes or gears.
 
As someone who has built 6 fixed gears over the past month, and currenty works as a mechanic, I have to say that you have no idea what you are talking about, and you're just riding on a bandwagon of mediocrity and useless trend. You probably didn't even assemble yours. There is no such thing as a bike without brakes kid. I think they call those things "screaming metal deathtraps". Just a warning - don't ride it on the road. If you're in traffic, you cannot stop in time if you need to. Also, build yourself a road bike. Its easy, follow the instructions, and you'll know why once you encounter the first hill you get to on a fixie.
 
you don't have to get so hateful on em!

I understand what your saying, kids who fixie everywhere and are more stoked on the image than the bike are pretty obnoxious. However i ride a fixie(granted i only spent 15 bucks on the original bike and built it from there) and its actually pretty fun to cruise around on. so slow your roll on the generalisations. we're not all hipsters.
 
you're so cool. yelling at someone on the internet whom you have no idea about, what he does, where he is from or what he did for this bike. relax. please, go smoke some bud, or take a walk. or just take the fucking stick out yo asssss.
 
He's stoked on the colors, and he wants to name his fixed gear with an androgynous name so he'll seem cool. That's enough to tell me that he's only in it fo the money.
 
just call it bike otherwise you'll make a complete fool out of yourself when you refer to it with some other name....
 
hipster piece of shit?

why would anyone ride a fixed gear? they're for track racing. end of story.
 
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