What should I name my donkey?

[C-Burg]

My parents bought a donkey this weekend (I know it is weird) and it is my job to name it. I want it to be Jamal, but what are some good ones?

 

[killabees]

twinkle toes

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

you got a fucking donkey???? THATS SO DOPE!

dude fo rillz'....name it punch.

haha donkey punch

yeah im 8 years old.

 

[Calb3rt]

i would like to see a picture so i can try to match a name with the personality as best as possible

 

[quixotic]

boy or girl?

boy: Rackeem

girl: Shaneequa

 

[siversex]

Kong.

donkey kong.

 

[jimmychung]

jackass

 

[chapz]

Ralph, Tommy, Buck

 

[soulskier]

kinky kelly

 

[BusyJohnSohn]

haha kinky kelly and the sexy stud

name it DOG

 

[skierbabe420]

^damn you beat me to it!!!

i just watched that yesterday, such a blast, i tell you what.

 

[ilikeplants]

Kee Kee, Bruno, or Jaccoo.

 

[Scratch-tape]

best name hands down would be mr. bojangles

 

[BFFset.]

haha i second

 

[soulskier]

i think mr bojangles is more of a mouse name

 

[Capt.Flannel]

You should name it Beauty.

 

[Elijah.]

Name it newschoolers. Then you can call newschoolers an ass whenever you want!

 

[C-Burg]

^no. i want to name it something funny, my friend suggested D-Kwon on Tyrone

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

dude name it fucking moon unit. some kid suggested it in a thread before

 

[dman1260]

tina

 

[rocktheLPs]

harquell

 

[ElChapoTrapHaus]

tron

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

hahahahaha, that movie was so fucking funny.

 

[J.D.]

Doug Bishop?

 

[Paul-o-Rama]

hahaha

Name it Shithead, like in the jerk

or give it some very esteemed name like Johannus Heedley Correnious III

or name it Simbad

or Jamal

or Curtis Jackson (50 cent)

or OJ Simpson

or Michael Jackson

or Tina Turner

or Oprah

 

[Ryanvdonk]

Captain Sam, Zues, Earl, Davey Jones, or the classic Bill.

if it;s a she donkey, name her Petunia or Lucy.

 

[skithesprings]

first name jack

second ass

 

[.John.]

dangle

 

[manzear]

Meatball

 

[Hannah.]

yeah...yeah u are

 

[Mat.]

bert!

 

[GnarBurger]

holy fuck i want a donkey

 

[Shpadoinkle]

i'm a pro at this, i have seven horses.

let's see: elvis, donkey, suzie, giovanni, beans, yeknod (donkey backwards), seabiscuit, secretariat, stubbs, alf (he eats cats), juan, jose, or pretty much any mexican name. i can go on and on with this.

 

[nitsua]

damn i want a donkey.

jackalope

 

[newschooler8924]

your parents did not buy you a donkey

 

[C-Burg]

i will have two and our other one is a badass, he killed a coyote

 

[siversex]

what do you think you will name them?

(Kong.)

 

[C-Burg]

me and my friends want to name him the most steirotypical name, like Jamal, Antione, Jesus, Julio,

 

[siversex]

you need a redneck name

 

[liukangkid]

those names are not funnny at all definitly name it mr.bojangles or twinkle toes

 

[snowXrider540]

Davey Jones....hes on this site my nigs...its like foilskier dave is the shit name the donkey after him please

 

[The_Oakley_Kid]

naw dude, someone suggested dog, that would be so fuckin funny, some random ass people at ur house and you just yell dog, then a donkey comes over... haha classic.

 

[C-Burg]

we have a dog named moose

 

[davyjones]

haha my name is davey jones..for real

 

[Dilla]

DONKEYYYY SHOOOOOOOWWW!!!

 

[Capt.Flannel]

Do you have tentacles and a crab claw for an arm?

 

[-Mugatu]

name him shaft, or samual jackson, only the badass one tho

 

[t_rob]

yolanda, mr. ass, jack, sarah, bitch tits, tinkerbell, baby spice, scary spice, sporty spice, jimmy neutron, michael jackson, janet jackson,

 

[STAUSS]

anything canadian or that refers to a donkey show.

 

[iwasaskier]

name him... SEARCH BAR!

 

[Bregs]

NAME HIM MAVIS. most ganstah name around today. or cleavis.