What should i get for my birthday?

get a girlfriend.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
CLITORIOUS will play at your party for a small fee. $30 an hour.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
My birthay was in june, and i got a nikon d70 kit w/1gb memory and a new tripod

your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms' - Lateralis
 
^haha...I got a hockey stick for my 16th...I think...don't really remember it much...I know I got nothing for my 18th and 20th

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
 
if you have a car already just get shit to make it so pimp. like rims, underglow and a system

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To
day I beat my previous record for consecutive days I've been alive.

-Ryan
 
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