What should I get for my B-Day.

well with that little cash you might get to 2nd base with me !!!

'It stirs up envy,fame does.People.. feel fame gives them some kind of privilege to walk up to you and say anything to you-and it won't hurt your feelings-like it's happening to your clothing.I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
 
^$400 bucks for just for second base? you must give one hell of a blowjob then

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
OHhh buy a popcorn machine like they have at the movies! then you can be cool and make tons of popcorn and give it to all your friends and always smell like BUTTER!

____________________Member Since December 22nd 2003

SF
 
just send me the check and i will take care of it for you

I hope that some day we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people
 
wouldnt you like to find out eh !!!

'It stirs up envy,fame does.People.. feel fame gives them some kind of privilege to walk up to you and say anything to you-and it won't hurt your feelings-like it's happening to your clothing.I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
 
Churro machine... o yes

cant go skiing spring break??? dude spring break is done and i couldnt go anywhere cuz unlike you i actually work and earn my money. mommy and daddy dont shower me with everything i want. its my bday today and all i got from them was
 
i suggest you ask for just the money, and then put it in a savings account. when skis season comes around, bang, new skis!

"now look at that! you got blueberry syrup on my safari jacket!"-Gyain, from the ladykillers
 
Or just buy this game,

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KATAMARI DAMACYYY WOOOOOO

 
my roommate played that game all the time. by far, the weirdest game i have ever seen in my life. i guess you could appreciate it if you were high or drunk, but otherwise, i didnt get it. he then proceeded to dress up like that alien thing, make a tape ball, and roll it up and down our hall picking up anything he could with it... just like that game. did i mention he's asian?

 
^haha i know.....i was just saying if touching the boobs costs $400 then a BJ would probably be well over a grand, which last time i checked was more than even the most talented vegas hookers charge

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
^or just get $400 worth of redbull.....and send me some....

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
how old will you be?

how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box - anathema
 
iPod if you don't already have one. or something that you're into, like I backback, so I got a new tent.

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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?

~~PPP~~

>>> NORTHEAST
 
by a male prostitute then give it to your mom, that way your parents break up and you can recieve the benefits a a divorsed family

I HATE NY PRODUCTION

- BOGART!!!!!!!!

 
Paintball gun. Those things are dope. And you're old enough to do drivebys and you'll probably be bored if you live in a town even twice as exciting as mine. There's really nothing to do but vandalise with friends!

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
 
paintball guns are always fun to have you could get a nice one for like 280 too and then buy some enom stuff like hoodies,shirts,hats,headbands...etc with the rest good luck!

Enom Headwear.. If your gonna ride twins, cover your head
 
This was way at the beggining of the thread and directed at stinky egg...... I work at a movie theatre where those popcorn machines are, and I know you werent serious but those machines cost upwards of 15000 dollars..... Its rediculous

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