What should i do with "my friend"?

[cravatz.]

I've had this friend since I was maybe in 7th grade. From the start, he was a bit of a downer but I kinda ignored it cause he was someone who I could hang out with. Last year, he practically broke up me and my past girlfriend, and went out with her right after that. This year, he introduced me to a game which involves vandalizing people's houses for fun. We got caught, and he just shrugged it off while I repaired the damages. This kid hates to do anything but play videogames, and I have other friends. So NS, what should I do?

 

[stupendous-man]

Kill him.

 

[piratesmiles]

Give him a marilyn manson cd, black lipstick, and a buttplug.

 

[JHendrix]

whos alias are you

 

[.AR6rider.]

Please tell me you're still in middle school, OP.

 

[.AR6rider.]

Your mother's.

 

[PopsicleStand]

guess whos back, back again

 

[ORDEAL]

break all ties with him chairman motherfucking mao style

 

[RAEL]

help him find jesus.............. duh

 

[Mcfottley]

lol

 

[CliffyByro]

put a mattress in his pool.

 

[feihlination]

i craned it gets a take to heard it out!

 

[array.]

haha

 

[FerrisBueller]

take a guess i know

 

[J.M]

put a pool in his crane*

 

[gregorio]

obviously you should just kill his family, give him a reason to be a downer.

 

[timmi]

people like that are toxic man. Nothing good comes from them.

 

[Shireshredder]

WAIT. What?! You just posted a thread about having no friends now you post a thread about wanting to get rid of a friend . Mindfuck.

 

[cravatz.]

Haha no no no I mean no friends with you while skiing. I have friends.

 

[Wall_Nut]

This. Has he heard the good word?

 

[jimmer]

it sounds like you're not enjoying his company too much, or benefiting from it all. time to branch out and find some real friends who are positive in your life and that you can have genuine fun with.

 

[theJones]

just tuck it in your pants and bend over a bit to make it less obvious. Works every time

 

[Mcfottley]

lo the fuck l

 

[cravatz.]

I like this the best...

 

[saskskierftw]

Help him hook up with a really good friend of yours and then split them up and have crazy awesome sex with her. Great plan, eh?

 

[DOSE.]

None of these responses have been useful.

 

[e.wait]

you mean...the bird?

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[gus555]

Take the sheets off his bed then puke and cum on his matress. Once that is done put two sheets back on so the liquid wont seep through and he'll sleep in a pile of mushy human products

 

[Steeze_Minister]

That or put a crane in his pool...

 

[coldcuts69]

handle your own shit...you sound like you 12.

 

[stickski]

haha you typed all that out and then asked ns what you should do? i think you know the answer as well as we do

 

[egg.]

do what you think is best

 

[Wall_Nut]

But for real, what I read the OP as was: "I am a (tragically) generous person who is either naive or incredibly optimistic. This kid intentionally ruined my relationship so he could sleep with my girlfriend, and then dipped on me when we got in to some shit. Should we stay friends?"

Now don't quote me on this, but I'm nearly positive that friends don't fuck your life up for their benefit.

Fuck this guy, find some quality friends, and focus on bettering yourself

 

[Blake.P]

Don't be friends with him? Pretty simple

 

[412.]

Kill His parents and make them into chilli and then feed him it. Profit?

 

[yuck]

well it sounds like you fuckin hate him so ill just say what you wanted us all to

stop hanging out with him

 

[Trace.]

put a crane in his mattress, shit's uncomfortable

 

[TheStamos]

i lol'd

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

If you care about him enough to continue being his friend, talk to him about it or something. Invite him along when you do shit with your other friends.

If you don't care, just stop hanging out with him, simple as that. However, I'd say that the vandalizing thing is a cry for help in some way.

 

[Gstrong]

pee in his butt

 

[.frenchy]

Blast him with piss then throw him off a bridge.

 

[northeast]

Mattress a crane in his pool*

 

[Zimmerman]

Hi Michael.

 

[NinetyFour]

Steal her back. Pee in butt.

 

[skifoo]

you seriously can't get rid of nerd friend, if i understand right? Why would you want to go vandalizing houses if youre not prepared to get caught. You don't seem very smart tbh

 

[james6345789]

poop in his pillowcase

 

[Ko-Pain]

BREAK HIS KNEE CAPS

 

[Obi-Wan-Jenobi]

Theres your solution

 

[snowdon]

 

[J.M]

Just ask yourself

what would jesus do?

 

[ForeverYung]

Fuck! I was just scrollig down to make sure no one posted this.